I see you guys @ other faction have already jobbed your first kill. no problem. not everyone can be as good as me. that's understandable
my past jobbing experience have made me stronger. but i am not selfish. i will guide u on how to not job!
with my guide. you will be a non jobber in no time!!
first step: ROLECRUSH THE FOKEN TARGET !!
they wont die otherwise. regular kills r just like hitting them with nerf guns. these town cockroaches need to be roleCRUSHED!
second step: USE HAKI !!
if they are logia, consider using a character with armament or u fooked up. if u r as good as me you would have some seastone just in case ur haki sux, but u probably arent good as me so forget this part.
third step: GIT GUD !!
now this one is hard for rookie skoom of ur caliber but just get good m8
fourth step: use ur kage kage busdrive to remove protections away from the target
u cowards don't use ur bus drive like chicken. use them to get more kills. use them at night not day. all i hear is bok bok caCAWW caaw kok ko kok kooooo meow. shut the fook up you grass eating animals. kill town!!!
fifth step: DONT FOKEN HIT SCUM!!
if you at least possess the mental capacity to open a jar of peanut butter, you should be able to use your tmi to figure out who is scum and who isn't. shoot the ones that aren't lol
now with these 5 steps you should hopefully be able to at least get a kill tonight, and maybe... just maybe... you could have the ability to fight me in a 1v1, tho i doubt u will push me past 1.337% of my full power
now go out there and get yourself some townies for dinner, wolves!!!
note: if the kills are really stopped tonight then you r fooked lol... but not us. i am just that good bb!!
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