I'm just cursed to eternal Shitpostmnation
10 thousand years ago @Ekkologix came to shitpost mountain and grabbed an artifact which set a terrible curse on the world, and as his mentor, I had to clean up the mess.
I had to gather all the most prominent shitposters of the earth to bind this curse.
With the combined forces of all the shitposters in the world we sealed the world class curse inside me, making me unable to be productive.
10 thousand years ago @Ekkologix came to shitpost mountain and grabbed an artifact which set a terrible curse on the world, and as his mentor, I had to clean up the mess.
I had to gather all the most prominent shitposters of the earth to bind this curse.
With the combined forces of all the shitposters in the world we sealed the world class curse inside me, making me unable to be productive.