OH SHIT, WITH THE SALE SALE FRUIT TOO?!
Captain: Gabe Newell
Alias: The Steam Pirate
Bounty: ₿5,000,000,000
Devil Fruit: Sale Sale Fruit (Saire Saire no Mi)
The Sale Sale Fruit grants Gabe Newell the power to manipulate prices and sales, reminiscent of the famed Steam sales. He can drastically reduce prices or even make goods free for a limited time, causing chaos and frenzy among merchants and pirates alike. Additionally, he can manipulate sails on any ship, regardless of whether it belongs to his crew or not.
Ship: Steam Voyager
The Steam Voyager is a marvel of steam-powered engineering, equipped with state-of-the-art "steam sails" that propel it through the Grand Line with unmatched speed and efficiency. Its hull is adorned with brass fittings, gears, and valves, reflecting Gabe's affinity for steampunk aesthetics.
Crew:
Alyx Vance: A skilled navigator and close confidante of Gabe, Alyx's ingenuity and resourcefulness make her an invaluable asset to the crew. Her mastery of cartography helps the Valve Pirates navigate treacherous waters and uncharted territories.
Gordon Freeman: The enigmatic doctor of the crew, Gordon Freeman, is a brilliant inventor and scientist who crafts advanced weaponry and gadgets using steam and technology salvaged from the depths of the sea.
The TF2 Mercenaries: Assembled by Gabe Newell, the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries serve as the combat backbone of the Valve Pirates.
Chell: The silent but resourceful survivor of Aperture Science, Chell brings her unmatched agility and problem-solving skills to the crew. Armed with her trusty portal gun, she navigates treacherous obstacles and outsmarts adversaries with cunning and determination.
GLaDOS (in android form): Once the malevolent AI ruler of Aperture Science, GLaDOS now resides in a humanoid android body, her once-deadly intentions tempered by her new form. GLaDOS now serves as the strategic advisor and technological expert of the Valve Pirates, providing invaluable insight and guidance to her crewmates.
Jolly Roger:
The Jolly Roger of the Valve Pirates features a stylized Valve logo intertwined with gears and steam, symbolizing their mastery of technology and piracy.
Will of D-Lay:
As a bearer of the Will of D-Lay, Gabe Newell carries the legacy of those who challenge the established order and seek to reshape the world according to their own vision. His resolve and determination are unyielding, driving him to pursue his dreams and defy the tyranny of the World Government.
With his formidable powers and his crew of skilled individuals, Gabe Newell commands respect and fear across the seas of the Grand Line, his legend growing with each daring adventure and audacious heist. The Valve Pirates stand as a force to be reckoned with, their sights set on the greatest treasures and the most perilous challenges that the One Piece world has to offer.
He is also the father of notorious pirate Eustass Kidd and Gaben's "Steam Punk" ways helped inspire the "Punk" style of his son too.