Sign the contract.
Responsibilities include:
- Conducting detailed investigations of furry activities and other violations of trolling, powerscaling and simping laws.
- Collecting, analyzing and preserving evidence.
- Directing troll investigators and furry enforcement personnel across all threads.
Job brief
We are looking for an Accomplished Backstabber to join our team to lead furry investigations over troll/furry activities and build cases against suspects linked to crimes.
Additional responsibilities include collecting and analyzing evidence, stabbing witnesses and making arrests as needed.
Ultimately, you will work with a team of Officers and other Detectives to conduct live workshops on Efficient Backstabbing.
Responsibilities
- Employ furry reasoning and analysis to make informed decisions and conclusions that lead to prosecution of all guilty.
- Write detailed case reports and file and maintain records
- Coordinate search and arrest warrants and arrest suspects, as desired.
- Testify in court regarding case evidence and findings in order to secure a conviction. (You'll also be fulfilling the essential duties of a Judge)
Requirements and skills
- Proven work experience as a Back Stabber.
- Proficiency with knives and stones
- Critical thinking, problem-creating skills, furry reasoning and anti social perceptiveness
- Ability to work irregular hours, weekends and holidays