CoC: Color of Clowns

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Oh I always do. Steelers jersey is on and I’m ready for the game. I’ve just seen some Steelers vs Browns games too many times in my days and fuck since Big Ben retired I’m pretty sure we have a losing record to them..
The AFC North has been the most brutal division in football for years. The games are almost always close. Probably the best rivalries in the sport, IMO.

Those old Steelers Ravens games were incredible to watch.
 
The AFC North has been the most brutal division in football for years. The games are almost always close. Probably the best rivalries in the sport, IMO.

Those old Steelers Ravens games were incredible to watch.
Oh yeah the AFC North hates each other. I’ve never seen any other game where an opponent takes the QBs helmet and hits him with it.
 
Funny you should mention that, here's a far better version of Wano I just did with AI!:

Act 1: The Straw Hats Arrive in Wano
The Setting:
Wano is shown as a land of contrasts—lush natural beauty ruined by Kaido’s factories. Orochi’s rule has left the people starving, overworked, and demoralized. This backdrop sets the stakes for the Straw Hats’ mission.
Straw Hat Roles and Development:
  1. Luffy:
    • Luffy embraces the leadership role of rallying the alliance, but his main focus is developing his haki, especially Conqueror’s Haki coating, to face Kaido head-on.
  2. Zoro:
    • Zoro uncovers his connection to Wano when he stumbles upon the grave of Shimotsuki Ryuma, which has been desecrated by Orochi’s forces. He vows to protect Wano’s legacy, deepening his resolve.
    • He trains to awaken Conqueror’s Haki during the arc and refines his Armament to cut through tougher opponents like King.
  3. Sanji:
    • Sanji works with famine-stricken villages, using his cooking skills to uplift the people and organize a secret food supply line. He allies with geishas and ninjas, learning stealth techniques that later enhance his fighting.
    • Sanji’s advanced Observation Haki becomes crucial for sneaking past enemy lines and reading Queen’s unpredictable movements.
  4. Nami:
    • Nami uses Zeus and her weather skills to help Wano’s farmers restore fertile land devastated by Kaido’s factories. She shows mastery over her Observation Haki, predicting enemy movements in her fight against Ulti.
    • Later, Nami awakens Armament Haki, allowing her to supercharge Zeus with destructive power.
  5. Usopp:
    • Usopp gains advanced sniper techniques from Wano’s ninjas and awakens Armament Haki, enhancing his attacks’ impact.
    • He plays a pivotal role in disabling Kaido’s factories using new explosive gadgets combined with haki-coated projectiles.
  6. Robin:
    • Robin discovers intel on Pluton and Kaido’s connection to Wano’s past. She learns advanced Armament and Observation Haki during her ninja training and develops her Devil Fruit awakening, allowing her summoned limbs to mimic haki-infused physical attacks.
    • Robin’s fight against Black Maria showcases her haki mastery and her awakening’s brutal, ethereal form—an enormous asura-like figure of hands and limbs.
  7. Brook:
    • Brook learns traditional samurai techniques and discovers his Soul-Soul Fruit awakening. He channels his soul energy into summoned spirits that fight alongside him or empower his swordsmanship.
    • His awakening turns the tide in his battle against Apoo, as Brook neutralizes Apoo’s sound-based attacks with his spectral allies.
  8. Jinbei:
    • Jinbei leads the rebellion in the waterways of Wano, inspiring the fishermen and samurai to rise against Kaido’s forces. His mastery of Fishman Karate combined with haki ensures his dominance in combat.
  9. Carrot:
    • Carrot plays a key role as the alliance’s scout, using her agility and Sulong form to devastate Kaido’s forces. She gains a personal grudge against Perospero and teams up with Bepo for a climactic fight.
  10. Yamato:
    • Yamato aligns with the Straw Hats, embracing Oden’s will to liberate Wano. They reveal advanced Conqueror’s Haki during their battles, symbolizing their growth as Wano’s protector.
Act 2: Rebellion and Allies
The Pluton Discovery:
Robin and Yamato uncover the location of Pluton beneath Wano. Yamato’s Kozuki heritage allows them to unlock its mechanisms, while Franky designs modifications to integrate it with the Sunny. This development highlights Franky’s genius and Yamato’s growing bond with the crew.
Supernova Focus:
  1. Kid and Killer:
    • Kid trains to harness haki to complement his magnetism powers, and his Devil Fruit awakening lets him control metal on a molecular level.
    • Killer’s SMILE fruit evolves into a Kamaitachi form, where his scythes create devastating wind blades. His victory against a Beast Pirate general solidifies his strength.
  2. Law and Bepo:
    • Law’s awakening, which lets him apply his powers over wider areas and manipulate objects differently, is pivotal in their assault on Onigashima.
    • Bepo achieves Sulong form and helps counter Perospero alongside Carrot.
  3. Hawkins’ Redemption:
    • Hawkins betrays Kaido, using his cards to predict a moment where his sacrifice can secure the rebellion’s victory. His unexpected act of courage defies his pragmatic nature, moving both allies and enemies.
  4. Drake:
    • Drake’s alliance with the Straw Hats deepens as he uses his intelligence as a double-agent to sabotage Kaido’s plans from within.
Act 3: Onigashima Raid
Major Battles:
  1. Luffy, Kid, and Law vs. Kaido:
    • Luffy’s mastery of Conqueror’s Haki and Gear 5 combines with Kid’s metal constructs and Law’s spatial manipulation to take Kaido down in a spectacular, haki-drenched battle.
  2. Zoro vs. King:
    • Zoro unlocks Conqueror’s coating mid-battle, combining it with advanced swordsmanship to defeat King. This fight explores King’s Lunarian heritage and Kaido’s backstory.
  3. Sanji vs. Queen:
    • Sanji’s enhanced speed and haki counter Queen’s cybernetic arsenal. Sanji’s victory emphasizes his humanity and loyalty to the crew over his Germa lineage.
  4. Robin vs. Black Maria:
    • Robin’s Devil Fruit awakening and haki mastery turn her into a towering, spectral warrior. Her victory cements her role as one of the crew’s deadliest fighters.
  5. Brook vs. Apoo:
    • Brook’s awakening and spectral techniques neutralize Apoo’s sound-based attacks, making their fight a dramatic clash of music-based combat.
  6. Nami vs. Ulti:
    • Nami’s Observation Haki allows her to outmaneuver Ulti, while Armament Haki and Zeus’s boosted power deliver the finishing blow.
  7. Yamato vs. Kaido:
    • Yamato’s advanced Conqueror’s Haki and emotional resolve allow them to hold Kaido off, showcasing their growth as a warrior.
Act 4: Liberation and Legacy
Wano’s Freedom:
  • Momonosuke ascends as shogun, with Yamato acting as his guardian and advisor. Together, they pledge to rebuild Wano.
  • Nami ensures Wano’s farmland and weather are restored, helping create a self-sustaining ecosystem.
Straw Hat Growth:
  • All crew members unlock haki, and several (Robin, Brook, Zoro) show their Devil Fruit awakenings.
  • Yamato, Carrot, and Zeus officially join the crew, with Pluton integrated into the Sunny as the Straw Hats’ ultimate weapon.
Supernova Futures:
  • Kid and Killer vow to take on Shanks next, while Law’s discoveries about Wano’s history hint at greater mysteries tied to the Will of D.
Epilogue:
The Straw Hats sail onward, leaving Wano revitalized and ready to face their next challenges. Hints of the Final War and mysteries surrounding Joy Boy set the stage for the adventures ahead.

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I could have made it 5 acts but oh well lol. Theres still plenty I could add in ofc that would fill up another act too, a lot of stuff with Oden and thus Toki, Whitebeard, Roger, Marco, Izo, Kiku, Scabbards and such. You get the idea anyway.

I may have powered up the SHs too much here but imo since they are a Yonko crew after this especially, they NEED to be like this and rather than powerups, they should just master everything they know and get small powerups like new techniques, technology and such in future, but also improving their haki, DF usage and such.

No Big Mom and her crew here too, I rather they appeared in Elbaf instead but Kaido and Big Mom teaming up was INSANE and absolutely peak though ofc. I wouldn't kill off Kaido but have him defeated and leaving Wano, to return in Elbaf with Big Mom for an alliance where this time Luffy would beat Big Mom alone and Shanks would fight Kaido and we finally learned what happened with Marineford with Kaido and Shanks there too.

I'd still have Egghead in between Wano and Elbaf too ofc but I would make a LOT of changes to that too.
Can you get this straw hat character progression out of my shitty manga please, ty.

For real though, some of these suggestions are so peak by wano standards, it's insane. And, I bet it would take less chapters to write out than the Wano we actually got too. :suresure:

It's always sad to think about how easy it is to write some straightforward progression for half of the crew, that would be miles better than anything we ever get in an arc.
 

Kizaruber Eats

THE KIZARUBER EATS, THE KIZARUBER EATS IS REAL!
Uta:



(Shanks and Uta are actually furries @Akai2 @CoC: Color of Clowns @Mr. Reloaded )

I just realised this makes Shanks the president of the USA then too as "Utashely's father"? In the Resident Evil world I mean, lmao.

Also ironically I wanted Kaido to have a mouse zoan genuinely. Imagine Luffy and others getting one shot by a yonko level mouse?! The worlds strongest creature is a tiny rodent?! Although he would be a giant mouse given his actual size? Or would he shrink in full Zoan form at least? Lmao.
Kaido would be like Jerrys cousin, that one really buff mouse who talked tough and beat up Tom and the other cats he called for backup!
 
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