Alternative version:
Ben Shapiro: So hypothetically speaking, if we were to compare Shanks and Mihawk, we have to look at their feats and abilities.
Alex Jones: (interrupting) Listen Ben, I know you're all about facts and logic, but you're not looking at the big picture here. This isn't just about who's stronger. It's about the globalist agenda trying to bring down our country and our freedoms.
Ben Shapiro: (sighing) Okay, Alex. Let's stick to the topic at hand. Shanks has been shown to have incredible strength, as seen when he stopped Akainu's magma punch with just one arm. He's also a master of Haki and has an army of powerful pirates at his disposal.
Alex Jones: (interrupting again) And what about Mihawk, Ben? He's known as the world's strongest swordsman for a reason. He's sliced entire battleships in half with a single strike and has the power to control the very air with his swordsmanship.
Ben Shapiro: Yes, but let's not forget that Shanks is a Yonko, one of the four most powerful pirates in the world. He's even been recognized by the World Government as a force to be reckoned with.
Alex Jones: (angrily) That's just what the globalists want you to believe, Ben! They're trying to distract us from the real issues at hand. We need to focus on the corrupt elites and their attempts to destroy our way of life!
Ben Shapiro: (sighing again) Okay, Alex. Let's just agree to disagree on this one. But for the record, I still stand by my hypothesis that Shanks is stronger than Mihawk based on the evidence we have.