CoC: Color of Clowns

Force Choke the Chicken
There's a level of danger to Absol. The curved claws, the sharpened tail. A sensible level of threat, which makes the approach both tense and thrilling.

Absol is a kind Pokemon that tries to warn people of disasters, only to be blamed for them due to its dark, brutish appearance. A kind soul, pushed away because of ignorance and distrust.

However, under the moonlight fur is more than a ripe, abysall body, opaque as obsidian while the white locks shine beneath the night sky.

All of the darkness Absol's physical form proclaims, is denied by the cream-puff, gentle interior, a heart full of loyalty, an avid, intelligent brain, and a sloppy wet... movepool. Yes. Movepool.

A sinister sheen envelopes this innocent soul, who only wishes to find a trainer to give it a happy, loving home.

And there are also some weird perverts who want to fuck it


 
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Gorosei Informer

Woah nice Toga pfp and Dabi sig @Saint Donquixote Imu !


:hohoho::steef::lumazed:

If Imu is a doquixote, he is the doquixote king who slaved the tontattas
Oh shit thats a really good point, I had no idea about that...You need to answer for that too then @Saint Donquixote Imu ! :pepeanger:

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I believe Usopp is descended from Noland or even him reincarnated potentially. Oda wanted a Botanist for the crew and used Usopp to make him the Botanist instead. Noland was accused of lying and Usopp is the infamous "liar" too.

Usopp is the hero of the Tontattas, worshipped by them and even called a God. Celestials believe they are Gods or Gods Chosen or w/e and Doflamingo has a God complex. Usopp accidentally made a mortal enemy out of him too and got a 500 million bounty, 5 stars by Doflamingo personally IIRC? That bloodhunt he called on Usopp?

Oda you absolute madman of interconnected plot threads and complex setups masquerading as just simple, random gags and all coming together like they're all part of the most elaborate and hugest spider web....
 
There's a level of danger to Absol. The curved claws, the sharpened tail. A sensible level of threat, which makes the approach both tense and thrilling.

Absol is a kind Pokemon that tries to warn people of disasters, only to be blamed for them due to its dark, brutish appearance. A kind soul, pushed away because of ignorance and distrust.

However, under the moonlight fur is more than a ripe, abysall body, opaque as obsidian while the white locks shine beneath the night sky.

All of the darkness Absol's physical form proclaims, is denied by the cream-puff, gentle interior, a heart full of loyalty, an avid, intelligent brain, and a sloppy wet... movepool. Yes. Movepool.

A sinister sheen envelopes this innocent soul, who only wishes to find a trainer to give it a happy, loving home.

And there are also some weird perverts who want to fuck it


Man hit the buzzer beater to save himself.
 

Mr. Reloaded

Professional backstabber
There's a level of danger to Absol. The curved claws, the sharpened tail. A sensible level of threat, which makes the approach both tense and thrilling.

Absol is a kind Pokemon that tries to warn people of disasters, only to be blamed for them due to its dark, brutish appearance. A kind soul, pushed away because of ignorance and distrust.

However, under the moonlight fur is more than a ripe, abysall body, opaque as obsidian while the white locks shine beneath the night sky.

All of the darkness Absol's physical form proclaims, is denied by the cream-puff, gentle interior, a heart full of loyalty, an avid, intelligent brain, and a sloppy wet... movepool. Yes. Movepool.

A sinister sheen envelopes this innocent soul, who only wishes to find a trainer to give it a happy, loving home.

And there are also some weird perverts who want to fuck it


We of worstgen support you and your wife Absol. Don't let the naysayers deter you. Love is love.
And it's pride month, be you :optimistic:
 
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Gorosei Informer

Get ready to have your minds blown.

Zoro = Racist
Aramaki = Racist
Aramaki sounds kinda like Arashi (Zoro’s Dad)

It follows that Greenbull must be Zoro’s racist uncle.
From Ushimaru being teased to being Green Bull and Zoro's father to this, the irony has never hit me harder than an isekai truck even could....

Would make sense why Oda deliberately avoided him running into Zoro and the SHs too.

Nobody is more racist/xenophobic and spiteful/violent than the Wano people maybe too!

(They tried to burn Inu, Neko and Kawamatsu to death for being non-human and they hounded Orochi's ENTIRE lineage and killed them, even burning them to death just because one of Orochi's ancestors or w/e, tried to poison the other Daimyos was it? So they punished his entire clan/lineage for it? I've heard of the Japanese and I think Chinese cursing and punishing entire generations of families though supposedly, especially cursing future generations. )

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