We cut to Momo reading from Oden's Journal. Momo gulps as he stares at a giant elephant penis, and reads his father Oden's words:
"It turns out, that Elephant's have pretensile penises: meaning they can move them like limbs, and even scratch their stomachs with them! While Zunesha's trunk is massive, it's nowhere near the size of his giant cock! What a magnificent member! Poor Toki blushed, squealed, and rushed into the ship's cabin when we saw it loom over us for the first time. Why, Zunesha could choke a Sea King out with that monster, hahahahaha! Oof, Toki read over my shoulder, and is now furious with me, I have to go calm down my wife, excuse me!"
Momo gulps after rereading the passage for the hundredth time, then shouts telepathically, "Zunesha, it's time! Use your massive... um... power to destroy the Borders of Wano!"
Cut to a sentry tower on the edge of Wano-Kuni. A Samurai is scanning the horizon, when he sees a massive, long, gray object approaching the country.
It's Elephant dick.
BLAM! Zunesha's super powered penal missle massacres the wall in front of it, causing a cacophany and creaking cracks, as a roar in the distance occurs. The sole part of Zunesha's body visible besides its genitalia was its glowing, yellow eyes.
"This is the best sex I've had in years," Zunesha tells Momo, who vomits as the entire country shakes from the Elephant-dickin'.
"H-How long is this gonna take?!?" Momo begged, as Kinemon runs in while screaming. "I-I'm glad we evacuated the coasts, but, still! What raw power!"
"This is MY Elephant Gun," Zunesha roars, twisting his dick back to gain tension. Then, with one furious thrust, the gray javelin of justice let loose into the night, shattering the stone walls, then continuing to pierce through, pushing Pluton itself out from underneath the country.
"Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh!" Zunesha cheers, raising his cock high into the sky, and bursting out a huge elephant load.
Far outside of Wano, the Blackbeard Pirates grimace, and howl in terror as a giant wave of white death rains down from above, collapsing their ships. However, Blackbeard is astonished to see, that, rather than drown, his crew lands on the back of a giant ship... PLUTON!
Editor's Note: Zunesha literally fucked Wano, but, also fucked Wano by accidentally dicking Pluton over to Blackbeard! What will become of Wano?!? Now that Zunesha paid for their crime, the Elephant plans to appear on the Bachelor. Act 4 next week.
