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Title: Vegapunk's Hilarious Announcement About Dragon - The Bitchass and Fraud of One Piece
[Scene: The island of Egghead, where the renowned scientist, Vegapunk, is standing in front of a large crowd of people from all over the world. The atmosphere is tense as everyone eagerly awaits Vegapunk's announcement.]
Vegapunk: *Clears throat* Hello, my dear fellow humanoids. It is I, the brilliant and illustrious Vegapunk, here to make a very important announcement to the entire One Piece world.
[The crowd cheers and applauds.]
Vegapunk: Now, I know all of you are used to my usual long and boring speeches about scientific breakthroughs and inventions, but today, I have a different kind of announcement to make.
[The crowd leans in, curious and intrigued.]
Vegapunk: I have come here to expose someone, someone who has been hiding in plain sight for far too long. He is a coward, a fraud, a bitchass...and I'm not afraid to say it...Dragon!
[The crowd gasps and some people start whispering to each other.]
Vegapunk: Yes, you heard me right. Dragon, the so-called leader of the Revolutionary Army and the father of our beloved Monkey D. Luffy, is nothing but a bitchass motherfucker!
[The crowd starts murmuring and some people try to hide their laughter.]
Vegapunk: Oh, I'm not done yet. Let me tell you about his greatest feat. Do you remember the pre-timeskip Smoker? Oh, the poor guy who used to get bullied by Dragon and his little posse. It's laughable!
[Vegapunk's face turns red with anger.]
Vegapunk: And let's not forget about his so-called 'family.' He let me die not once, but twice! And Kuma? He let him die twice as well! What kind of leader does that?
[The crowd starts to laugh as Vegapunk's rant gets funnier.]
Vegapunk: Oh, and Sabo? Yeah, he's supposed to be dead... three times! How incompetent can you be?
[A few people in the crowd start bursting into laughter.]
Vegapunk: And my dear Bonney, he let her almost die multiple times! And don't even get me started on Bonney's poor mother, Ginny. Dragon never even lifted a finger to try and help her.
[The crowd is now laughing uncontrollably.]
Vegapunk: And the icing on the cake, he cares more about Robin than his own son Luffy. Can you believe that?
[Vegapunk starts yelling in all caps.]
Vegapunk: DRAGON IS A COWARD, A FRAUD, A B*TCHASS WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED A REVOLUTIONARY LEADER!
[The crowd is now in hysterics, tears rolling down their cheeks from laughter.]
Vegapunk: So, my dear friends, the next time you see Dragon, just remember...he's nothing but a fraud and a coward!
[The crowd roars with laughter and starts chanting 'Dragon is a coward!']
Vegapunk: Thank you for coming to my important announcement. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some scientific experiments to conduct.
[Vegapunk walks away as the crowd continues to laugh and chant, and the scene fades to black.]
[Scene: The island of Egghead, where the renowned scientist, Vegapunk, is standing in front of a large crowd of people from all over the world. The atmosphere is tense as everyone eagerly awaits Vegapunk's announcement.]
Vegapunk: *Clears throat* Hello, my dear fellow humanoids. It is I, the brilliant and illustrious Vegapunk, here to make a very important announcement to the entire One Piece world.
[The crowd cheers and applauds.]
Vegapunk: Now, I know all of you are used to my usual long and boring speeches about scientific breakthroughs and inventions, but today, I have a different kind of announcement to make.
[The crowd leans in, curious and intrigued.]
Vegapunk: I have come here to expose someone, someone who has been hiding in plain sight for far too long. He is a coward, a fraud, a bitchass...and I'm not afraid to say it...Dragon!
[The crowd gasps and some people start whispering to each other.]
Vegapunk: Yes, you heard me right. Dragon, the so-called leader of the Revolutionary Army and the father of our beloved Monkey D. Luffy, is nothing but a bitchass motherfucker!
[The crowd starts murmuring and some people try to hide their laughter.]
Vegapunk: Oh, I'm not done yet. Let me tell you about his greatest feat. Do you remember the pre-timeskip Smoker? Oh, the poor guy who used to get bullied by Dragon and his little posse. It's laughable!
[Vegapunk's face turns red with anger.]
Vegapunk: And let's not forget about his so-called 'family.' He let me die not once, but twice! And Kuma? He let him die twice as well! What kind of leader does that?
[The crowd starts to laugh as Vegapunk's rant gets funnier.]
Vegapunk: Oh, and Sabo? Yeah, he's supposed to be dead... three times! How incompetent can you be?
[A few people in the crowd start bursting into laughter.]
Vegapunk: And my dear Bonney, he let her almost die multiple times! And don't even get me started on Bonney's poor mother, Ginny. Dragon never even lifted a finger to try and help her.
[The crowd is now laughing uncontrollably.]
Vegapunk: And the icing on the cake, he cares more about Robin than his own son Luffy. Can you believe that?
[Vegapunk starts yelling in all caps.]
Vegapunk: DRAGON IS A COWARD, A FRAUD, A B*TCHASS WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED A REVOLUTIONARY LEADER!
[The crowd is now in hysterics, tears rolling down their cheeks from laughter.]
Vegapunk: So, my dear friends, the next time you see Dragon, just remember...he's nothing but a fraud and a coward!
[The crowd roars with laughter and starts chanting 'Dragon is a coward!']
Vegapunk: Thank you for coming to my important announcement. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some scientific experiments to conduct.
[Vegapunk walks away as the crowd continues to laugh and chant, and the scene fades to black.]
You know, maybe that woman once destroyed us
But you will feel better if you wish her success and hope that she will be a good person to her husband and child
They say love has 3 seasons
1_ When you are very young, you even forget that person
2_ A person who destroys you with love
3- And the last person who enters your life years later when you are not looking for love, he turns the blackness of life into happiness.
I think letting go is important in life
But you will feel better if you wish her success and hope that she will be a good person to her husband and child
They say love has 3 seasons
1_ When you are very young, you even forget that person
2_ A person who destroys you with love
3- And the last person who enters your life years later when you are not looking for love, he turns the blackness of life into happiness.
I think letting go is important in life
Remmeber @Lance_Dragonite hyped and cried the chapter groggy and bogry arrived
don’t trust any of these clowns
don’t trust any of these clowns
