Kizaruber Eats

Arcane has broken me for the wrong reasons.
Was gonna post this in the Conejo FC @Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @CoC: Color of Clowns @Devilbat @Nekomamushi @Bepo D. Bear but I'm the last post there so I'm doing it here instead lol. A parody of Bohemian Rhapsody for Mr Reloaded trying to escape the NotACult of NotFurries:

Is this the real forum? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a fur slide, no escape from Conejo's reality
Open my eyes, see Carrot the Mink looking at me
I'm just a forum user, no furry sympathy


Because it's easy come, easy go, little bunny, little joke
Any way the fur flows, doesn't really matter to me, to me


Mama, just joined a thread
Wrote my thoughts down, now they're widespread
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and stepped into a fur zone


Mama, ooh, didn't mean to start a cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if furries didn't really matter


Too late, my time has come
Sending fur shivers down my spine, fur's taking all my time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth


Mama, ooh (any way the fur flows)
I don't wanna be a part
I sometimes wish I'd never seen fur art at all


I see a little silhouette of a fur
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you join the fur fandom?
Furry art and paw prints, very, very enlightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico


But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor fandom
Spare him his sanity from this furry calamity


Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
"Blessed be the Holy Carrot!"
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
"Blessed be the Holy Carrot!"
We will not let you go (let him go)
"Blessed be the Holy Carrot!"
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a furry set aside for me, for me, for me


So you think you can stop me and mock in my replies?
So you think you can love furries and leave me to fry?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here


Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Any way the fur flows...
 
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