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what even is this series anymore?

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Carrot background? Cover story spoiler when there's a color page this week?

Fakes used to be believable :pepemy:
It was a fun read nonetheless especially for my agenda!

I do wonder who wrote it though, they're claiming its from WGHQ....the mystery thickens....

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Kizaruber Eats

what even is this series anymore?
Would love an alternate reality where Kidd gets on board on the Ship they will be taking to MJ for giant kids and end up with CD.
Lmao yeah I'd love to see him fuck shit up at Mary Geoise but without MC Plot Armour or being Buggy it won't end well for him either ofc lol.

He hates Celestial Dragons and thus the WG so he would never join or work for them if he could but i wanna see him get revenge for his homeland as I believe the WG were involved with that somehow.

He's yet to do anything to the WG directly since after Sabaody so if he could hijack the ship trafficking the giant kids if they get that far and thus save the kids, that would ve awesome and a really nice redemption moment especially for his haters who won't shut up bitching about him being "evil" yet some of them will simp for more openly evil characters too lmao.

Or even if it's just ships taking giants to be slaves like how Carmel was trafficking them anyway and Kidd rescues them, that would be awesome.

I was hoping the giant squad from the marines could finally get relevant this arc but alas, they're just doomed to be hype tools as usual with giants and forgotten like how Oda handles most marines and thus even those new VAs sigh.
 

Kizaruber Eats

what even is this series anymore?
We all know who WorstGenHQ is, he's got fans on twitter respecting him cause he got spoilers and shit where we all know he's the biggest clown here :kobeha:
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Aye haha, TAC agonising with trying to find out who it was, getting blamed for being them and several names getting thrown around to discover who our York or Kanjuro was so damn funny lmao.
I totally sympathise with TAC over the nuisance they cause and the the frustration of trying to find put who it was but it's still funny too.

I remember people worshipping that Shanks fraud leaker guy, Shanks 2023/2024 OP News whatever their name was and it turns out they were just stealing spoilers from Pew and any other leakers and also completely making shit up and being an Usopp and Buggy or Fake News Morgans even.

Then there was that legendary WeeklyLeaks era, oh man lmao.
 
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Aye haha, TAC agonising with trying to find out who it was, getting blamed for being them and several names getting thrown around to discover who our York or Kanjuro was so damn funny lmao.
I totally sympathise with TAC over the nuisance they cause and the thr frustration of trying to find put who it was but it's still funny too.

I remember people worshipping that Shanks fraud leaker guy, Shanks 2023/2024 OP News whatever their name was and it turns out they were just stealing spoilers from Pew and any other leakers and also completely making shit up and being an Usopp and Buggy or Fake News Morgans even.

Then there was that legendary WeeklyLeaks era, oh man lmao.
This would make a great F v P chapter :Rofl:
 

Kizaruber Eats

what even is this series anymore?
This would make a great F v P chapter :Rofl:
RIGHT?! I was thinking exactly the same thing LMAO!

Speaking of which, here's some more inspiration too MWAHAHA:

One Piece Chapter 1145:

"BALD SUPREMACY! MONSTERZORO’S HAREM CONQUEST & SUPER SIMPAN SANJI'S FINAL TEST!!!"
The Battlefield of Elbaf - Where Legends Are Forged

A storm rages. The heavens themselves seem to recognize the significance of this moment. The winds howl. The thunder roars. Lightning splits the sky in two.

And standing atop the battlefield, illuminated by the golden flashes of divine fury, is MONSTERZORO.

His shirt? Gone.
His muscles? Beyond peak human condition.
His aura? Strong enough to make weak-willed men vomit on the spot.

The ground trembles beneath his presence.

Before him, gathered in unimaginable numbers, are the world's most beautiful women.

K-pop idols. Legendary Elbafian warrior women. High-ranking mermaids of the Ryugu Kingdom. Former CP9 assassins turned fashion models. Even hot Asian giantesses, rumored to be relatives of the legendary Ripley, wife of Scopper Gaban.

Each one of them looks upon MONSTERZORO with desire in their eyes.
He does not falter. He does not hesitate.
For he has a singular goal.
He slams his foot down, sending a shockwave across Elbaf.
"I WILL BECOME KING OF THE HAREMS!!!"
"I WILL FIND THE HOTTEST GIANTESSES AND RULE OVER ALL WOMEN!!"

His voice echoes across the Grand Line. Birds drop dead from the sky. Entire islands quake in fear.

The Elbaf warriors try to speak, but they are struck silent by the sheer force of MONSTERZORO’s Conqueror’s Haki.
One Viking, foolish enough to challenge him, opens his mouth—only to pass out instantly.

Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts.
A new presence arrives.
The women gasp. The warriors freeze. Even the elements themselves seem to pause in anticipation.

From the darkness… a figure emerges.
It is SANJI.
His golden locks flow majestically in the wind… for the last time.
He exhales a long drag of his cigarette, his expression unreadable.
His voice cuts through the storm.
"Tch. Harem King? You don’t even understand true power."

The battlefield falls deathly silent.
A single leaf, caught in the wind, flutters to the ground… and disintegrates upon touching the earth.
The tension is unbearable.

MONSTERZORO'S VEINS BULGE.
His fists clench.
His soul ignites.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!"


Sanji steps forward. His boots leave deep craters in the ground.
His eyes glow with an ancient knowledge.
"You lack the ultimate power… the TRUE power of Conqueror’s Haki… THE POWER OF THE SIMP."


A crackle of lightning splits the sky. The world itself seems to pause in disbelief.
The women murmur.
Could it be?
Could MONSTERZORO truly be… lacking?
No. Impossible.
And yet…
MONSTERZORO GRINS.
His grin is so powerful that three women faint on the spot.
"YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW?!?!"
He bellows. "YOU THINK I HAVEN’T TRANSCENDED THE LIMITS OF MERE MORTALS?!?!?"

Sanji’s cigarette falls from his lips. His eyes widen in horror.
"Impossible… you mean…?"

MONSTERZORO stretches his arms wide.
"I AM THE ONE WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO TRUE POWER!!!"

A thunderous explosion of Haki shakes the island.
The mountains tremble. Women from the farthest reaches of the world instinctively turn their heads, sensing their future king.

Sanji drops to his knees, overwhelmed.
"Teach me, sensei…"

THE UNHINGED TRAINING ARC BEGINS!

MONSTERZORO drags Sanji to the highest mountain in Elbaf, where the legendary Bald Prophets once trained.
"IF YOU WANT POWER… YOU MUST SUFFER."


Sanji grits his teeth. "I’m ready."
MONSTERZORO nods. "GOOD. NOW, START BY SWIPING LEFT ON EVERY TINDER PROFILE YOU SEE. NO LOVE. ONLY REJECTION."

Sanji begins, his hands shaking.
He swipes. Another rejection.
He swipes again. Another ‘just friends’ text.
He swipes one more time.

The app glitches. Tinder itself refuses to acknowledge him.
Tears stream down his face.
"It hurts…"


MONSTERZORO grins. "GOOD. NOW LOOK AT THESE 1,000 UNSENT LOVE LETTERS FROM WOMEN WHO JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT ZORO INSTEAD."
Sanji screams.
He clutches his head as the rejections overwhelm him.
"FEEL THE PAIN. LET IT CONSUME YOU. LET IT TURN INTO RAGE."

Sanji collapses, panting.

"Now… for the final step."
MONSTERZORO places a hand on Sanji’s flowing golden locks.
"YOU MUST BECOME… BALD."

Sanji’s eyes widen in terror. "No…"
"YES."

He screams as every strand of hair burns away, revealing a PERFECTLY POLISHED HEAD.

The world shakes.
The sky splits open.
The moon itself turns bald in response.
Sanji rises from the ashes.
His eyes glow with golden rage.
His hatred for Zoro and his fans becomes his ultimate fuel.
He takes a step forward. The ground shatters.
"I AM… SUPER SIMPAN!!!"


Meanwhile, in the East Blue…
  • McBaratie is now open.
  • Monkey D. Dragon stands in front of it, staring at the horizon, unblinking.
    "I cannot stop looking East…"
  • Inside, the Krusty Krab gang has been hired.
    • Mr. Krabs shakes hands with Zeff.
    • SpongeBob flips the legendary McLuffy Burger.
    • Patrick eats 500 orders of fries.
  • At the largest table, MONSTERZORO sits, devouring 1,000 McChickens.
    "THIS IS THE FOOD OF A KING!!!"
Sanji steps forward, now fully bald, glowing with Simpan Rage.
He nods at MONSTERZORO.
MONSTERZORO nods back.
"YOU ARE READY."


Final Panel: The Ultimate Quest Begins!

MONSTERZORO turns toward the horizon.

"NEXT STOP… RIPLEY’S DESCENDANT."
The final giantess.
The final queen of his Harem Empire.

TO BE CONTINUED…

BREAK NEXT WEEK—BECAUSE ODA HAS ASCENDED TO A NEW REALM OF CHAOS.
 
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Akai2

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RIGHT?! I was thinking exactly the same thing LMAO!

Speaking of which, here's some more inspiration too MWAHAHA:

**One Piece Chapter 1145: "BALD SUPREMACY! MONSTERZORO’S HAREM CONQUEST & SUPER SIMPAN SANJI'S FINAL TEST!!!"**

---

### **The Battlefield of Elbaf - Where Legends Are Forged**

A **storm rages.** The heavens themselves seem to recognize the significance of this moment. **The winds howl. The thunder roars.** Lightning splits the sky in two.

And standing atop the battlefield, illuminated by the golden flashes of divine fury, is **MONSTERZORO.**

**His shirt? Gone.**
**His muscles? Beyond peak human condition.**
**His aura? Strong enough to make weak-willed men vomit on the spot.**

The **ground trembles beneath his presence.**

Before him, gathered in **unimaginable numbers**, are **the world's most beautiful women.**

K-pop idols. Legendary Elbafian warrior women. High-ranking mermaids of the Ryugu Kingdom. Former CP9 assassins turned fashion models. Even **hot Asian giantesses**, rumored to be descendants of the legendary Ripley, wife of Scopper Gaban.

**Each one of them looks upon MONSTERZORO with desire in their eyes.**

He does not falter. He does not hesitate.

**For he has a singular goal.**

He **slams his foot down**, sending a shockwave across Elbaf.

**"I WILL BECOME KING OF THE HAREMS!!!"**

**"I WILL FIND THE HOTTEST GIANTESSES AND RULE OVER ALL WOMEN!!"**

His voice **echoes across the Grand Line.** Birds **drop dead from the sky.** Entire islands **quake in fear.**

The Elbaf warriors try to speak, but **they are struck silent by the sheer force of MONSTERZORO’s Conqueror’s Haki.**

One Viking, foolish enough to challenge him, **opens his mouth—only to pass out instantly.**

Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts.

A **new presence arrives.**

The women gasp. The warriors freeze. Even the elements themselves seem to **pause in anticipation.**

From the darkness… a figure emerges.

**It is SANJI.**

His **golden locks flow majestically in the wind… for the last time.**

He exhales a **long drag of his cigarette,** his expression unreadable.

His voice cuts through the storm.

**"Tch. Harem King? You don’t even understand true power."**

The battlefield **falls deathly silent.**

A single leaf, caught in the wind, flutters to the ground… and **disintegrates upon touching the earth.**

The tension is unbearable.

**MONSTERZORO'S VEINS BULGE.**

His **fists clench.**

His **soul ignites.**

**"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!"**

Sanji **steps forward.** His boots leave deep **craters in the ground.**

His **eyes glow with an ancient knowledge.**

**"You lack the ultimate power… the TRUE power of Conqueror’s Haki… THE POWER OF THE SIMP."**

A **crackle of lightning splits the sky.** The world itself seems to **pause in disbelief.**

**The women murmur.** Could it be?

Could MONSTERZORO truly be… lacking?

No. Impossible.

And yet…

**MONSTERZORO GRINS.**

His grin is so powerful **that three women faint on the spot.**

**"YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW?!?!"** He bellows. **"YOU THINK I HAVEN’T TRANSCENDED THE LIMITS OF MERE MORTALS?!?!?"**

Sanji’s cigarette **falls from his lips.** His **eyes widen in horror.**

**"Impossible… you mean…?"**

MONSTERZORO stretches his arms wide.

**"I AM THE ONE WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO TRUE POWER!!!"**

A **thunderous explosion of Haki shakes the island.**

The mountains tremble. Women **from the farthest reaches of the world** instinctively turn their heads, sensing their **future king.**

Sanji **drops to his knees, overwhelmed.**

**"Teach me, sensei…"**

---

### **THE UNHINGED TRAINING ARC BEGINS!**

MONSTERZORO **drags Sanji to the highest mountain in Elbaf, where the legendary Bald Prophets once trained.**

**"IF YOU WANT POWER… YOU MUST SUFFER."**

Sanji grits his teeth. **"I’m ready."**

MONSTERZORO nods. **"GOOD. NOW, START BY SWIPING LEFT ON EVERY TINDER PROFILE YOU SEE. NO LOVE. ONLY REJECTION."**

Sanji **begins, his hands shaking.**

He swipes. **Another rejection.**

He swipes again. **Another ‘just friends’ text.**

**He swipes one more time.**

The app **glitches.** Tinder itself **refuses to acknowledge him.**

Tears **stream down his face.**

**"It hurts…"**

MONSTERZORO grins. **"GOOD. NOW LOOK AT THESE 1,000 UNSENT LOVE LETTERS FROM WOMEN WHO JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT ZORO INSTEAD."**

Sanji **screams.**

He clutches his head as the rejections **overwhelm him.**

**"FEEL THE PAIN. LET IT CONSUME YOU. LET IT TURN INTO RAGE."**

Sanji **collapses, panting.**

**"Now… for the final step."**

MONSTERZORO places a hand on Sanji’s **flowing golden locks.**

**"YOU MUST BECOME… BALD."**

Sanji’s eyes widen in terror. **"No…"**

**"YES."**

He screams as **every strand of hair burns away, revealing a PERFECTLY POLISHED HEAD.**

The world **shakes.**

The sky **splits open.**

The **moon itself turns bald in response.**

Sanji **rises from the ashes.**

His **eyes glow with golden rage.**

His **hatred for Zoro and his fans becomes his ultimate fuel.**

He takes a step forward. **The ground shatters.**

**"I AM… SUPER SIMPAN!!!"**

---

### **Meanwhile, in the East Blue…**

- **McBaratie is now open.**

- **Monkey D. Dragon stands in front of it, staring at the horizon, unblinking.**

**"I cannot stop looking East…"**

- **Inside, the Krusty Krab gang has been hired.**

- **Mr. Krabs shakes hands with Zeff.**
- **SpongeBob flips the legendary McLuffy Burger.**
- **Patrick eats 500 orders of fries.**

- **At the largest table, MONSTERZORO sits, devouring 1,000 McChickens.**

**"THIS IS THE FOOD OF A KING!!!"**

Sanji **steps forward, now fully bald, glowing with Simpan Rage.**

He **nods at MONSTERZORO.**

MONSTERZORO **nods back.**

**"YOU ARE READY."**

---

### **Final Panel: The Ultimate Quest Begins!**

MONSTERZORO **turns toward the horizon.**

**"NEXT STOP… RIPLEY’S DESCENDANT."**

The final giantess.

The final queen of his **Harem Empire.**

**TO BE CONTINUED…**

---

**BREAK NEXT WEEK—BECAUSE ODA HAS ASCENDED TO A NEW REALM OF CHAOS.**
Bro I'll definitely include an arc in when F v P returns where we're trying to confiscate your ChatGPT account lol
 

Kizaruber Eats

what even is this series anymore?
Bro I'll definitely include an arc in when F v P returns where we're trying to confiscate your ChatGPT account lol
LMFAO PLEASE DO!


If only you knows knew the true insane degeneracy shit posting I do with it that I cannot post here LMFAO! Just think of @CoC: Color of Clowns and thus a worthy rival or even worse hahaha!


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One Piece Chapter 1145 Spoilers


Title: Echoes of the Past


  • Chapter opens with Franky, Lilith, and Bonney exploring the ancient facility. Lilith uncovers a 3,000-year-old logbook detailing early voyages of the Giant Warrior Pirates, hinting at a connection to the Void Century
  • Nami, Usopp, Brook, and Jinbe, guided by Colon, navigate Elbaf's treacherous terrain in search of the intruders reported at Aurust Castle. They encounter remnants of a forgotten battlefield, strewn with colossal weapons and armor, suggesting a massive conflict in Elbaf's history.
  • Meanwhile, Saul, despite his injuries from the Iba Iba no Mi's thorn barriers, strategizes to awaken the sleepwalking giant children. He recalls an ancient Elbaf lullaby believed to break enchantments and begins to chant, causing the children to momentarily hesitate.
  • The Giant Warrior Pirates, led by Dorry and Brogy, join forces with Scopper Gaban to combat the MMA. Gaban demonstrates a Haki-infused technique reminiscent of Roger's fighting style, overwhelming the MMA forces.
  • In a secluded part of Elbaf, Luffy and Zoro confront Prince Loki, who, despite his injuries, reveals a cryptic message about the "True History" being hidden within Elbaf's Treasure Tree Adam. This revelation hints at Elbaf's pivotal role in the world's concealed past.
  • The chapter concludes with a shadowy figure observing the chaos from atop the Treasure Tree Adam, muttering, "The time has come."

No break next week.
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One Piece Chapter 1145 Spoilers


Title: The Shadow Over Elbaf


  • Chapter opens with Shamrock contacting Mariejois via a special transponder snail. He kneels before a holographic projection of the entire Gorosei, reporting the latest developments in Elbaf, including Luffy’s awakening, Scopper Gaban’s arrival, and the strange pulse from the Treasure Tree Adam.
  • Saturn speaks first, warning that the situation is reaching an irreversible point, and that "the history buried by our hands must never be allowed to rise again."
  • Warcury interjects, revealing that "Elbaf’s true power has not awakened in over 800 years. If it does, even we will be unable to contain it."
  • Ju Peter cryptically remarks, "Not even he could quell them back then... but we are not him."
  • Shamrock hesitates, asking, "Are you suggesting... we authorize his release?"
  • Saint Marcus Mars finally responds, "It is not a suggestion. It is an order. Send in... the 'Eternal Executioner'."
  • Luffy and Zoro continue their confrontation with Prince Loki, who is visibly shaken by what he has just remembered. Loki cryptically says, "The thing hidden beneath Elbaf... it’s already stirring."
  • Franky, Lilith, and Bonney explore the ancient ruins beneath the island. Lilith translates inscriptions detailing the "Giants of the Dawn", warriors of the First War against the ancient rulers of the world.
  • Dorry, Brogy, and Scopper Gaban are holding the line against the MMA's elite forces, but Shamrock suddenly vanishes from the battlefield.
  • As the battle rages, a massive shadow suddenly appears over Elbaf’s coast. The sea begins boiling, and an ominous ship unlike any seen before emerges from the mist.
  • A deep, chilling voice echoes: "So this is where they’ve been hiding the roots of the old world... How disappointing."
  • The figure steps forward, revealing a towering man with a jet-black marine coat, covered in chains and scars.
  • The giants freeze in horror. Dorry and Brogy whisper in unison, "No... it can’t be. We watched him die...!"
  • The Gorosei's ‘Eternal Executioner’... Kong has returned.

BREAK NEXT WEEK.
 
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