This would make a great F v P chapter
RIGHT?! I was thinking exactly the same thing LMAO!
Speaking of which, here's some more inspiration too MWAHAHA:
One Piece Chapter 1145:
"BALD SUPREMACY! MONSTERZORO’S HAREM CONQUEST & SUPER SIMPAN SANJI'S FINAL TEST!!!"
The Battlefield of Elbaf - Where Legends Are Forged
A
storm rages. The heavens themselves seem to recognize the significance of this moment.
The winds howl. The thunder roars. Lightning splits the sky in two.
And standing atop the battlefield, illuminated by the golden flashes of divine fury, is
MONSTERZORO.
His shirt? Gone.
His muscles? Beyond peak human condition.
His aura? Strong enough to make weak-willed men vomit on the spot.
The
ground trembles beneath his presence.
Before him, gathered in
unimaginable numbers, are
the world's most beautiful women.
K-pop idols. Legendary Elbafian warrior women. High-ranking mermaids of the Ryugu Kingdom. Former CP9 assassins turned fashion models. Even
hot Asian giantesses, rumored to be relatives of the legendary Ripley, wife of Scopper Gaban.
Each one of them looks upon MONSTERZORO with desire in their eyes.
He does not falter. He does not hesitate.
For he has a singular goal.
He
slams his foot down, sending a shockwave across Elbaf.
"I WILL BECOME KING OF THE HAREMS!!!"
"I WILL FIND THE HOTTEST GIANTESSES AND RULE OVER ALL WOMEN!!"
His voice
echoes across the Grand Line. Birds
drop dead from the sky. Entire islands
quake in fear.
The Elbaf warriors try to speak, but
they are struck silent by the sheer force of MONSTERZORO’s Conqueror’s Haki.
One Viking, foolish enough to challenge him,
opens his mouth—only to pass out instantly.
Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts.
A
new presence arrives.
The women gasp. The warriors freeze. Even the elements themselves seem to
pause in anticipation.
From the darkness… a figure emerges.
It is SANJI.
His
golden locks flow majestically in the wind… for the last time.
He exhales a
long drag of his cigarette, his expression unreadable.
His voice cuts through the storm.
"Tch. Harem King? You don’t even understand true power."
The battlefield
falls deathly silent.
A single leaf, caught in the wind, flutters to the ground… and
disintegrates upon touching the earth.
The tension is unbearable.
MONSTERZORO'S VEINS BULGE.
His
fists clench.
His
soul ignites.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!"
Sanji
steps forward. His boots leave deep
craters in the ground.
His
eyes glow with an ancient knowledge.
"You lack the ultimate power… the TRUE power of Conqueror’s Haki… THE POWER OF THE SIMP."
A
crackle of lightning splits the sky. The world itself seems to
pause in disbelief.
The women murmur. Could it be?
Could MONSTERZORO truly be… lacking?
No. Impossible.
And yet…
MONSTERZORO GRINS.
His grin is so powerful
that three women faint on the spot.
"YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW?!?!" He bellows.
"YOU THINK I HAVEN’T TRANSCENDED THE LIMITS OF MERE MORTALS?!?!?"
Sanji’s cigarette
falls from his lips. His
eyes widen in horror.
"Impossible… you mean…?"
MONSTERZORO stretches his arms wide.
"I AM THE ONE WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO TRUE POWER!!!"
A
thunderous explosion of Haki shakes the island.
The mountains tremble. Women
from the farthest reaches of the world instinctively turn their heads, sensing their
future king.
Sanji
drops to his knees, overwhelmed.
"Teach me, sensei…"
THE UNHINGED TRAINING ARC BEGINS!
MONSTERZORO
drags Sanji to the highest mountain in Elbaf, where the legendary Bald Prophets once trained.
"IF YOU WANT POWER… YOU MUST SUFFER."
Sanji grits his teeth.
"I’m ready."
MONSTERZORO nods.
"GOOD. NOW, START BY SWIPING LEFT ON EVERY TINDER PROFILE YOU SEE. NO LOVE. ONLY REJECTION."
Sanji
begins, his hands shaking.
He swipes.
Another rejection.
He swipes again.
Another ‘just friends’ text.
He swipes one more time.
The app
glitches. Tinder itself
refuses to acknowledge him.
Tears
stream down his face.
"It hurts…"
MONSTERZORO grins.
"GOOD. NOW LOOK AT THESE 1,000 UNSENT LOVE LETTERS FROM WOMEN WHO JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT ZORO INSTEAD."
Sanji
screams.
He clutches his head as the rejections
overwhelm him.
"FEEL THE PAIN. LET IT CONSUME YOU. LET IT TURN INTO RAGE."
Sanji
collapses, panting.
"Now… for the final step."
MONSTERZORO places a hand on Sanji’s
flowing golden locks.
"YOU MUST BECOME… BALD."
Sanji’s eyes widen in terror.
"No…"
"YES."
He screams as
every strand of hair burns away, revealing a PERFECTLY POLISHED HEAD.
The world
shakes.
The sky
splits open.
The
moon itself turns bald in response.
Sanji
rises from the ashes.
His
eyes glow with golden rage.
His
hatred for Zoro and his fans becomes his ultimate fuel.
He takes a step forward.
The ground shatters.
"I AM… SUPER SIMPAN!!!"
Meanwhile, in the East Blue…
- McBaratie is now open.
- Monkey D. Dragon stands in front of it, staring at the horizon, unblinking.
"I cannot stop looking East…"
- Inside, the Krusty Krab gang has been hired.
- Mr. Krabs shakes hands with Zeff.
- SpongeBob flips the legendary McLuffy Burger.
- Patrick eats 500 orders of fries.
- At the largest table, MONSTERZORO sits, devouring 1,000 McChickens.
"THIS IS THE FOOD OF A KING!!!"
Sanji
steps forward, now fully bald, glowing with Simpan Rage.
He
nods at MONSTERZORO.
MONSTERZORO
nods back.
"YOU ARE READY."
Final Panel: The Ultimate Quest Begins!
MONSTERZORO
turns toward the horizon.
"NEXT STOP… RIPLEY’S DESCENDANT."
The final giantess.
The final queen of his
Harem Empire.
TO BE CONTINUED…
BREAK NEXT WEEK—BECAUSE ODA HAS ASCENDED TO A NEW REALM OF CHAOS.