Chapter 1044 Spoilers
guys, it's fucking Gear 5, holy shit
Luffy gets back up, and his heart is beating like a drum, it's crazy. It's like middle schoolers loading GarageBand for the first time, guys, someone's gonna leak Raws without a watermark over this shit, holy moley
The Gorosei talk about how they fear Fruit like white girls on shitty diets; Mars has to leave and destroy a toilet because he's on the Acai cleanse (there's low-tier foreshadowing that the "Great Cleansing* relates to the Gorosei doing bowel cleanses)
Guernika fucking dies, RIP, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, the WG hates competent Agents
The Gomu Gomu Fruit is actually the Hito Hito Fruit Model Nika WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Chooper's Fruit is actually the Tanuki Mythical Zoan, Chopper Awakens his Fruit and starts beating up Queen's unconscious body
Orochi is still trying to bang Hiyori and failing massively, F's and o7's in the chat. Man's bringing up HER DEAD DAD THAT HE KILLED, man is NOT getting any pussy tonight, oh hell no
So anyway, Gear 5 is like Super Saiyan Goku snorted Black Clover and My Hero Academia, waited for them to solidify into shit, pooped out the manga, then started banging their own ass with the petrified shit dildo-
We don't see Caribou in the chapter, his balls are too big for this fucking manga, man is in Fullmetal Alchemist, now, we'll never see him again. Caribou is the secret final antagonist of FMA Brotherhood, bet YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ODA'S 5D FORESKINSCALING
Dragon isn't in the chapter, East is balls deep in Dragon's asshole right now. The Cardinal Direction, East, has Dragon down bad.
Hiyori throws her mask away, and starts screaming at Orochi how much she wants to light O-Tama on fire. Orochi fumbles the lighter, and lights himself on fire
Multiple Korean Idols are rubbing themselves all up on MonsterZoro's bald head, his scalp is DRENCHED from juices
Kanjuro goes "aye this shit is fire" and lights Orochi on fire, AGAIN, RIP to the fakest
Luffy declares he can still fight, and says, "THIS IS GEAR WALLAHI, THIS MANGA IS FINISHED"
Scopper Gyaban shows up out of nowhere and kills King when King is half-awake and chewing on Queen
Scopper Gyaban: "I beat King, I'm now the 2nd Strongest in the Verse. Suck it, bitches." Somewhere, Nik cries tears of Sanji's Gunk-o.
Luffy grabs Kaido and tells him he's sick of One Piece spoilers
In an epic Double Spread Page, Redon reveals his real face (he's fucking uglier than Charlos, shit) and vomits all over Yamato's evil Twin, Tamatoevil, who is Un-Trans-Sexual, whatever the fuck that shit means
Editor's Note: Go Re-Read Soul Eater, this Manga sold out after Marineford. Next week, Luffy has to gather Dragon's Balls (somehow there are 7 of them, don't ask me how Dragon grew 7 Testicles) to resurrect Usopp, who died from inhaling Giant Farts
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Edit: When you post multiple Shanks' "End This" it kind of looks like he's dribbling a giant Straw basketball, honestly
Edit 2: When he Shanks, he still scores, it's fucking Oda