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Hallmark. That’s another channel I would occasionally watch with one of my parents…
The plot of both the Soap Opera and the Hallmark movies I watched were very predictable. Here, I’ll summarize a generic Hallmark movie. Perhaps ChatGPT could do it better?
*Inhale*
A single lady (sometimes has a kid) in her 20s/40s works as an Office Worker/Wedding Planner/Musician/Artist/Website Designer/Book Author/Chef/Baker/Doctor and is living her job and not caring about the world around her. She bumps into some guy and some awkward moment happens like a cup of coffee gets spilled on her clothes or it turns out to be an old friend from a decade or two ago who somehow happened to be in the same state and city she’s in, they talk for a bit but don’t expect to see each other again for a while.
Surprise! Turns out they meet again either because they’re working on the same project or FATE… how romantic. “You two know each other?”
Over the course of the movie, the two begin to develop feelings for each other. The main female character always has a best friend whose sole purpose in life is to ask embarassing questions like “Do you like him?!“ in which the main character will scoff and be like “What?! N-No… of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just friends.”
BOOM! An hour and a half into the movie, all is going well until (DUN DUN DUN) an unfortunate thing happens and the main male/female character is either spotted interacting with another person, revealed to be moving to another state for a job opportunity or is suspected of trying to do something behind their love interest‘s back!
Main character confronts them, other main character says “It’s not what you think!” and then the main character is like “You know, over these past few weeks I got to know you a lot more. I can’t believe you would do such a thing!!! I guess I was wrong to think there was something special between us…” and then they storm off before the other main character can explain what really happened. They yell “Wait, (character name!)” and just stand there… not making an effort to run after them to hopefully fix the situation.
THANKS FOR EXTENDING THE MOVIE ANOTHER 30 MINUTES YOU IDIO-
So what was the person actually doing? They were actually gonna quit their job or some crap like that so they can stay where they are and be with their love interest forever and ever! All a big misunderstanding, of course.
In the last 15 minutes they patch things up, everyone and their dog is happy and the main characters make out in the end. Sometimes there’s an engagement or a wedding, sometimes a timeskip a few months later where they’re working together in a bakery or something happily married and looking towards the bright future… FOR NOW.
When will Hollywood hire me?
Hallmark has made some sequels to movies where it’s revealed that the main characters actually broke up after a while or they‘re having some bumps in the road and on the verge of breaking up. It’s kinda funny to think about how many Hallmark marriages might’ve crumbled after the movie ended, because they always paint a perfect picture for those who want that kinda thing.
I still long for the day they actually make a somewhat dark Hallmark movie where one of the characters actually die. The ones that usually do either died years ago or off-screen. One where the couple is getting ready to divorce would be interesting.
Chaos and destruction all around, how about that?
There’s once in a blue moon where a somewhat original Hallmark movie appears that will catch my eye. They’re very rare though and usually follow the same boring tropes and scenarios that it gets sickening to listen to, even as background noise.
I stopped caring about Hallmark a long time ago. Their cards and decorations are better than their stories.
The plot of both the Soap Opera and the Hallmark movies I watched were very predictable. Here, I’ll summarize a generic Hallmark movie. Perhaps ChatGPT could do it better?
*Inhale*
A single lady (sometimes has a kid) in her 20s/40s works as an Office Worker/Wedding Planner/Musician/Artist/Website Designer/Book Author/Chef/Baker/Doctor and is living her job and not caring about the world around her. She bumps into some guy and some awkward moment happens like a cup of coffee gets spilled on her clothes or it turns out to be an old friend from a decade or two ago who somehow happened to be in the same state and city she’s in, they talk for a bit but don’t expect to see each other again for a while.
Surprise! Turns out they meet again either because they’re working on the same project or FATE… how romantic. “You two know each other?”
Over the course of the movie, the two begin to develop feelings for each other. The main female character always has a best friend whose sole purpose in life is to ask embarassing questions like “Do you like him?!“ in which the main character will scoff and be like “What?! N-No… of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just friends.”
BOOM! An hour and a half into the movie, all is going well until (DUN DUN DUN) an unfortunate thing happens and the main male/female character is either spotted interacting with another person, revealed to be moving to another state for a job opportunity or is suspected of trying to do something behind their love interest‘s back!
Main character confronts them, other main character says “It’s not what you think!” and then the main character is like “You know, over these past few weeks I got to know you a lot more. I can’t believe you would do such a thing!!! I guess I was wrong to think there was something special between us…” and then they storm off before the other main character can explain what really happened. They yell “Wait, (character name!)” and just stand there… not making an effort to run after them to hopefully fix the situation.
THANKS FOR EXTENDING THE MOVIE ANOTHER 30 MINUTES YOU IDIO-
So what was the person actually doing? They were actually gonna quit their job or some crap like that so they can stay where they are and be with their love interest forever and ever! All a big misunderstanding, of course.
In the last 15 minutes they patch things up, everyone and their dog is happy and the main characters make out in the end. Sometimes there’s an engagement or a wedding, sometimes a timeskip a few months later where they’re working together in a bakery or something happily married and looking towards the bright future… FOR NOW.
When will Hollywood hire me?
Hallmark has made some sequels to movies where it’s revealed that the main characters actually broke up after a while or they‘re having some bumps in the road and on the verge of breaking up. It’s kinda funny to think about how many Hallmark marriages might’ve crumbled after the movie ended, because they always paint a perfect picture for those who want that kinda thing.
I still long for the day they actually make a somewhat dark Hallmark movie where one of the characters actually die. The ones that usually do either died years ago or off-screen. One where the couple is getting ready to divorce would be interesting.
Chaos and destruction all around, how about that?
There’s once in a blue moon where a somewhat original Hallmark movie appears that will catch my eye. They’re very rare though and usually follow the same boring tropes and scenarios that it gets sickening to listen to, even as background noise.
I stopped caring about Hallmark a long time ago. Their cards and decorations are better than their stories.
Hallmark. That’s another channel I would occasionally watch with one of my parents…
The plot of both the Soap Opera and the Hallmark movies I watched were very predictable. Here, I’ll summarize a generic Hallmark movie. Perhaps ChatGPT could do it better?
*Inhale*
A single lady (sometimes has a kid) in her 20s/40s works as an Office Worker/Wedding Planner/Musician/Artist/Website Designer/Book Author/Chef/Baker/Doctor and is living her job and not caring about the world around her. She bumps into some guy and some awkward moment happens like a cup of coffee gets spilled on her clothes or it turns out to be an old friend from a decade or two ago who somehow happened to be in the same state and city she’s in, they talk for a bit but don’t expect to see each other again for a while.
Surprise! Turns out they meet again either because they’re working on the same project or FATE… how romantic. “You two know each other?”
Over the course of the movie, the two begin to develop feelings for each other. The main female character always has a best friend whose sole purpose in life is to ask embarassing questions like “Do you like him?!“ in which the main character will scoff and be like “What?! N-No… of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just friends.”
BOOM! An hour and a half into the movie, all is going well until (DUN DUN DUN) an unfortunate thing happens and the main male/female character is either spotted interacting with another person, revealed to be moving to another state for a job opportunity or is suspected of trying to do something behind their love interest‘s back!
Main character confronts them, other main character says “It’s not what you think!” and then the main character is like “You know, over these past few weeks I got to know you a lot more. I can’t believe you would do such a thing!!! I guess I was wrong to think there was something special between us…” and then they storm off before the other main character can explain what really happened. They yell “Wait, (character name!)” and just stand there… not making an effort to run after them to hopefully fix the situation.
THANKS FOR EXTENDING THE MOVIE ANOTHER 30 MINUTES YOU IDIO-
So what was the person actually doing? They were actually gonna quit their job or some crap like that so they can stay where they are and be with their love interest forever and ever! All a big misunderstanding, of course.
In the last 15 minutes they patch things up, everyone and their dog is happy and the main characters make out in the end. Sometimes there’s an engagement or a wedding, sometimes a timeskip a few months later where they’re working together in a bakery or something happily married and looking towards the bright future… FOR NOW.
When will Hollywood hire me?
Hallmark has made some sequels to movies where it’s revealed that the main characters actually broke up after a while or they‘re having some bumps in the road and on the verge of breaking up. It’s kinda funny to think about how many Hallmark marriages might’ve crumbled after the movie ended, because they always paint a perfect picture for those who want that kinda thing.
I still long for the day they actually make a somewhat dark Hallmark movie where one of the characters actually die. The ones that usually do either died years ago or off-screen. One where the couple is getting ready to divorce would be interesting.
Chaos and destruction all around, how about that?
There’s once in a blue moon where a somewhat original Hallmark movie appears that will catch my eye. They’re very rare though and usually follow the same boring tropes and scenarios that it gets sickening to listen to, even as background noise.
I stopped caring about Hallmark a long time ago. Their cards and decorations are better than their stories.
The plot of both the Soap Opera and the Hallmark movies I watched were very predictable. Here, I’ll summarize a generic Hallmark movie. Perhaps ChatGPT could do it better?
*Inhale*
A single lady (sometimes has a kid) in her 20s/40s works as an Office Worker/Wedding Planner/Musician/Artist/Website Designer/Book Author/Chef/Baker/Doctor and is living her job and not caring about the world around her. She bumps into some guy and some awkward moment happens like a cup of coffee gets spilled on her clothes or it turns out to be an old friend from a decade or two ago who somehow happened to be in the same state and city she’s in, they talk for a bit but don’t expect to see each other again for a while.
Surprise! Turns out they meet again either because they’re working on the same project or FATE… how romantic. “You two know each other?”
Over the course of the movie, the two begin to develop feelings for each other. The main female character always has a best friend whose sole purpose in life is to ask embarassing questions like “Do you like him?!“ in which the main character will scoff and be like “What?! N-No… of course not! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just friends.”
BOOM! An hour and a half into the movie, all is going well until (DUN DUN DUN) an unfortunate thing happens and the main male/female character is either spotted interacting with another person, revealed to be moving to another state for a job opportunity or is suspected of trying to do something behind their love interest‘s back!
Main character confronts them, other main character says “It’s not what you think!” and then the main character is like “You know, over these past few weeks I got to know you a lot more. I can’t believe you would do such a thing!!! I guess I was wrong to think there was something special between us…” and then they storm off before the other main character can explain what really happened. They yell “Wait, (character name!)” and just stand there… not making an effort to run after them to hopefully fix the situation.
THANKS FOR EXTENDING THE MOVIE ANOTHER 30 MINUTES YOU IDIO-
So what was the person actually doing? They were actually gonna quit their job or some crap like that so they can stay where they are and be with their love interest forever and ever! All a big misunderstanding, of course.
In the last 15 minutes they patch things up, everyone and their dog is happy and the main characters make out in the end. Sometimes there’s an engagement or a wedding, sometimes a timeskip a few months later where they’re working together in a bakery or something happily married and looking towards the bright future… FOR NOW.
When will Hollywood hire me?
Hallmark has made some sequels to movies where it’s revealed that the main characters actually broke up after a while or they‘re having some bumps in the road and on the verge of breaking up. It’s kinda funny to think about how many Hallmark marriages might’ve crumbled after the movie ended, because they always paint a perfect picture for those who want that kinda thing.
I still long for the day they actually make a somewhat dark Hallmark movie where one of the characters actually die. The ones that usually do either died years ago or off-screen. One where the couple is getting ready to divorce would be interesting.
Chaos and destruction all around, how about that?
There’s once in a blue moon where a somewhat original Hallmark movie appears that will catch my eye. They’re very rare though and usually follow the same boring tropes and scenarios that it gets sickening to listen to, even as background noise.
I stopped caring about Hallmark a long time ago. Their cards and decorations are better than their stories.
Perfect analysis :cheers:
I bet some people wish love was that easy though.
