Biggest 2025 expectation?

  • Nami cutting her hair

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • Shanks not having a twin

    Votes: 5 11.1%
  • Finding One Piece

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Imu face reveal

    Votes: 28 62.2%
  • Vegaskunk finally dying

    Votes: 6 13.3%

  • Total voters
    45
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Gorosei Informer

Spoilers from based new leaker Admiral RedRat:

Title: Shanks' Surprise Visit: Film Red Promotional Extravaganza!

[Scene: The shores of Wano, where the Supernovas and the Scabbards are locked in a fierce battle against Admiral Green Bull. Suddenly, Shanks' ship appears on the horizon, interrupting the chaos.]

Luffy: (excited) Shanks! You came to help us!

Shanks: (smiling) Well, not exactly, Luffy. I'm here for a different reason today.

Law: (confused) What could be more important than saving us from Green Bull?

Shanks: (grinning) Ladies and gentlemen, pirates and samurais, I present to you... Film Red: The Unofficial Official Musical Concert starring Uta!

[Everyone looks at Shanks in disbelief as a stage is set up on the beach, complete with lights and speakers. Uta, Shanks' unofficial official adopted daughter, steps forward with a microphone.]

Uta: (in a high-pitched voice) Hello, everyone! Are you ready for a dazzling musical adventure with me, Uta? Get ready for catchy tunes and epic dance moves!

Green Bull: (facepalming) Oh, come on! Is this really happening?

Urouge: (whispering to Hawkins) This is the most unexpected turn of events I've ever witnessed.

Shanks: (addressing Green Bull) Green Bull, how about we call a temporary truce? We'll put our battle on hold, and you can enjoy the magic of Uta's concert.

Green Bull: (sighing) Fine, but only because I cannot handle the cringe of her performance.

[Green Bull reluctantly agrees to the temporary truce, and the concert begins. Uta takes the stage, singing and dancing with an energetic yet awkward enthusiasm.]

Uta: (singing) Come on, everybody, clap your hands, It's time to dance and join my pirate band. We're sailing the seas, singing songs so loud, Film Red will make you feel oh so proud!

[Nami and Robin exchange bewildered glances, while Zoro and Sanji struggle to maintain their composure.]

Franky: (whispering to Brook) This is worse than one of my cola-fueled dance parties, and that's saying something.

Brook: (chuckles) Yohoho! It seems even death cannot save us from the torment of this concert.

[As the concert progresses, the Supernovas and the Scabbards find themselves torn between amusement and sheer cringe. The unlikely alliance between them and Green Bull becomes a temporary ceasefire, all united in their mutual desire to survive Uta's performance.]

Uta: (singing) Thank you, everyone, for joining me today, Film Red will surely blow you away! Remember to buy tickets and spread the word, Uta's musical dreams, now that's absurd!

[The concert finally comes to an end, and Uta takes a bow amidst a mixture of awkward applause and forced smiles.]

Shanks: (grinning) Thank you all for being a part of this historic moment! Film Red: The Unofficial Official Musical Concert will be hitting theaters soon!

Green Bull: (relieved) Can we please resume our battle now? I've had enough cringe for one day.

Luffy: (laughing) Shanks, that was... interesting. But we still need your help against Green Bull!

Shanks: (laughs) Of course, Luffy! Let's finish what we started. But hey, don't forget to buy those Film Red tickets!

[And so, amidst the chaos and unexpected musical interlude, the battle between the Supernovas, the Scabbards, and Green Bull resumes, with Uta's catchy tunes still echoing in their ears.]
 
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