I FORGOT I AM BALDING
(Setting: Meeting room of the Five Elders, also known as the Gorosei, in One Piece world.)
(The Bald Gorosei, henceforth referred to as "MonsterZoro", enters.)
MonsterZoro: (Frantic) Guys, I think I'm losing hair!
Gorosei 1: (Blinks, surprised) Um... MonsterZoro, you've been bald for as long as we've known you...
MonsterZoro: (Panicking) Yes, but, I swear, I'm losing MORE hair!
Gorosei 2: (Frowns, sarcastically) What hair? Your eyebrows?
MonsterZoro: (Looks shocked) You don't think... I'm... losing my eyebrows too, do you?!
Gorosei 3: (Sighs, shaking his head) How can you lose what's not there, MonsterZoro?
MonsterZoro: (Gulps) I need to find a solution... what if I go completely bald?!
Gorosei 4: (Laughs) You can't go 'more' bald than you already are, MonsterZoro.
Gorosei 1: (Nods, playing along) Yes, perhaps you should consider a wig.
MonsterZoro: (Frantically) A wig! Yes, a wig! But... what if the wig goes bald?!
Gorosei 5: (Rolls eyes) I don't think wigs can go bald, MonsterZoro.
MonsterZoro: (Worried) But, what if it does? What if I'm cursed?!
Gorosei 2: (Smiling) Maybe you're not losing hair. Maybe it's just... gaining forehead.
MonsterZoro: (Pales, almost faints) Oh no... not my forehead...
(Gorosei all laugh while MonsterZoro looks horrified. Cue exit, with MonsterZoro hurrying to find a wig.)
(End Scene)