I just imagined OJ swerving, turning the other direciton, and driving the wrong way long enough to get a Lightning power up, then turning all the cop cars tiny with it, and I'm laughing my ass off
They said he couldn't outrun the Blue Shell of the law, so, Honey I Shrunk the Cops
OJ wins the Grand Prix, and the Court Case, let's go, OJ! MARIO KART NUMBER ONE, THAT RUNNING BACK IS ATTACKING THOSE TRACKS!
What's that??? There's a new Mario Kart DLC Racer being announced?
With exciting racing lines like, "Hahahaha, you're even slower than the cops!"
(After succesfully attacking an enemy with an item): "It wasn't me! But... if I DID do it..."
(After being accused of using inflated tires to initiate illegal Tokyo Drift): "If the tire doesn't fit, you must aquit."
(After getting the same good item twice in a row): "Oh, that's the kind of double jeopary I like, hahahaha!"
I just imagined OJ swerving, turning the other direciton, and driving the wrong way long enough to get a Lightning power up, then turning all the cop cars tiny with it, and I'm laughing my ass off
They said he couldn't outrun the Blue Shell of the law, so, Honey I Shrunk the Cops
OJ wins the Grand Prix, and the Court Case, let's go, OJ! MARIO KART NUMBER ONE, THAT RUNNING BACK IS ATTACKING THOSE TRACKS!
What's that??? There's a new Mario Kart DLC Racer being announced?
With exciting racing lines like, "Hahahaha, you're even slower than the cops!"
(After succesfully attacking an enemy with an item): "It wasn't me! But... if I DID do it..."
(After being accused of using inflated tires to initiate illegal Tokyo Drift): "If the tire doesn't fit, you must aquit."
(After getting the same good item twice in a row): "Oh, that's the kind of double jeopary I like, hahahaha!"
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