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Basically a tweet showing Chris Pratt is playing Mr. Pringles in a super bowl commercial lol
Ahhh lmao, he is really getting everywhere! What next, Chris for Link in the Zelda movie? /s. He seems to be on a trend of playing beloved male characters/icons with moustaches though? I would suggest he plays Magnum PI next then but thats already got a reboot lol. Maybe Hulk Hogan for a Biopic then? /s

Also speaking of @MonsterZoro btw....

Title: The Bald and the Blue Flames: A McDonald's Mission

[The scene opens with MonsterZoro, a very bald, angry, and impassioned Sanji superfan, pacing back and forth in his messy room filled with Sanji posters and Tesla memorabilia. He's furiously typing away on his computer, engaged in a heated discussion on the WorstGen forums.]

MonsterZoro: [typing furiously] How dare they doubt Sanji's prowess?! Blue flames and CoC Haki, mark my words! Ifrit Jambe is the key! Ah, these fools!

[MonsterZoro suddenly receives a direct message from "Dirty Diana," a mysterious figure known for her shady connections within the fast-food industry.]

Dirty Diana: MonsterZoro, your passion for Sanji is unmatched. I have a mission for you.

MonsterZoro: [intrigued] Speak, Dirty Diana. What task do you have for the Bald and the Blue Flames?

Dirty Diana: McDonald's HQ has secrets rumored to hold the key to Sanji's ultimate power-up, along with Tesla blueprints and a cure for baldness. You must infiltrate and retrieve them.

MonsterZoro: [eyes widening] Sanji's power-up?! Tesla blueprints?! A cure for my baldness and a hot Korean waifu?! Consider it done, Dirty Diana!

[Cut to MonsterZoro donning a sleek suit, his bald head shining under the fluorescent lights as he approaches the imposing facade of McDonald's HQ. He checks his pockets for Sanji figurines and Tesla keychains before entering stealthily.]

Security Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

MonsterZoro: [in his best Agent 47 impersonation] I am but a humble enthusiast of fine burgers and electric cars. Let me through, good sir.

[With a combination of charm and brute force, MonsterZoro sneaks past security, dodging security cameras and dodging employees dressed as Ronald McDonald.]

MonsterZoro: [whispering to himself] If Sanji could infiltrate Whole Cake Island, I can certainly handle McDonald's.

[He finally reaches the heart of McDonald's HQ, where rows of servers hum with information and tantalizing aromas of French fries fill the air. He accesses the mainframe, fingers flying across the keyboard as he hacks into the system.]

MonsterZoro: [excitedly] Ah, the spoils of victory await!

[As he delves deeper into the digital labyrinth, he discovers folders labeled "Sanji's Secrets," "Tesla Treasures," "Baldness Be Gone," and "Korean Waifu Catalog." His eyes widen with anticipation.]

MonsterZoro: [gleefully] Jackpot!

[Just as he's about to download the files, he hears a familiar voice echoing through the corridors.]

Voice: Stop right there, MonsterZoro!

[MonsterZoro turns to see a legion of McDonald's executives led by none other than Kizaru, the admiral of the fast-food navy, standing in his way.]

Kizaru: So, you thought you could waltz into McDonald's HQ and steal our secrets, did you? Not on my watch.

MonsterZoro: [defiantly] I may be bald, but my spirit burns brighter than any flame! Sanji's CoC Haki will guide me to victory!

[Kizaru and his cronies lunge forward, but MonsterZoro is ready. With lightning-fast reflexes, he dodges their attacks, his Sanji-inspired agility on full display.]

MonsterZoro: [taunting] You'll never catch me, Kizaru! I'm faster than a Drive-Thru order on a Friday night!

[With a final flourish, MonsterZoro makes his escape, clutching the precious files to his chest. As he exits McDonald's HQ, he's greeted by Dirty Diana, who awaits him in the getaway car.]

Dirty Diana: Well done, MonsterZoro. You've proven yourself a true devotee of Sanji's culinary and combat prowess.

MonsterZoro: [proudly] It was all in the name of the Bald and the Blue Flames!

[As they speed off into the night, MonsterZoro can't help but smile, knowing that his quest for Sanji's secrets, Tesla blueprints, a cure for baldness, and a hot Korean waifu is far from over.]

[The screen fades to black, leaving audiences eagerly awaiting the next adventure of the Bald and the Blue Flames.]

(The AI went above and beyond on what I asked and expected too lololol)
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Kuzan's penguin Camel bravely sacrificing themselves to help Kuzan escape the BBP later:

 
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Akai2

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Yeah pretty much AFAIK, we're back to the old ways basically.




Bruh what rock have you been living under?! Should I call you Patrick? Lmao.



TL:DR is I found Drumz twitter full of "loli pics and videos", some sexualised ones that hes tried to downplay on here and some certain other members did too, despite how blatant it is. I showed it to various members here and elsewhere including some women and they were absolutely horrified and disgusted as they should be ofc.

When he was provoked about it on here by me and others, he snapped and made a post typing in all caps that he loves "little girls" or lolis (and I think it was removed as I cant find it now and I dont have the screenshot anymore which Im really regretting now too), he will try to claim its a joke or sarcasm or w/e but he cannot excuse what I saw on his Twitter no matter what he tries to claim. It was fucking disgusting and irreprehensible and ive heard hes a married man with kids which makes it MUCH worse too if true.

Don't even get me started on Midnight repeatedly making sexual comments about Toko on here and saying it was a "joke". Awfully commited to a "joke" he is then. Saying it once is a joke sure, saying it multiple times is a fucking pattern and confession.

I've been witch hunted and still am for false allegations for YEARS now so Im not the type to make these kind of accusations lightly either, far from it. I know what I saw and I'll die on that godamn hill. I was a victim of "child enthusiasts" directly from a young age multiple times and thus Im instinctively trained to watch out for red flags/telltale signs of those who like to frequent playgrounds despite their ages being well into the double digits at least.

But you know, according to ArturDoesntSpeakJapanese on here, Im just fucking projecting and im the "guilty one" here, ffs. No wonder the actual ones get away with it when "rational geniuses" like him are running rampant and defending them.
Shit I've been offline a lot recently and never heard about this.....not sure how to feel tbh because I haven't seen it myself. But if you saw disgusting shit I can't argue with that.
 

Kizaruber Eats

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Shit I've been offline a lot recently and never heard about this.....not sure how to feel tbh because I haven't seen it myself. But if you saw disgusting shit I can't argue with that.
Yeah it was pretty blatant, im not sure if its still on there and I dont have the screenshots anymore but it was sexualised stuff of Gawr Gura in a video and also a picture of a little girl that was drawn quite provocatively. Quite revealing and provocative. Trying to avoid being explicit in how I phrase it lol.

Its typical weeb shit lusting over "lolis" but lolicon supposedly is the actual Japanese word for pedophiles so its ironic they think they are not pedos for calling themselves lolicons instead lmfao. Reminds me of pedos trying to rebrand themes as "MAPS" (Minor Attracted Persons) and say they are not "harmful" or the whole NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association IIRC), which South Park made a lot of fun of ages ago too.

Dont get me started on the book "Lolita" and how a lot of people misinterpreted that and think its "romantic", same with the movie Leon the Professional and so on.

The funny thing is these dudes will try to defend the drawings as "they're just drawings, shes 100, 200, 400, 1000 years old", "shes not real" etc and Fujoshis do the same thing with "Shotas" (japanese word for little boys just like lolis is japanese for little girls i believe) but they can never answer why they're attracted to drawings that look like children regardless and want to obsess, fawn over, idolise, romanticise and sexualise them so much?
Why are they so fixated on lusting over characters who physically resemble and act like children so much?

If its so harmless too, why they do they need to use such evasive language and behaviour, why do they need to hide it from their family/friends/IRL people, why do they need to rebrand pedophile into words like MAPs and lolicons and little girls as "lolis" and so on? Shit makes me fucking sick.

r/animecirclejerk and sometimes r/gamingcirclejerk exposes this shit a lot, its sickening. Even Nux Taku of all people has called out some fandoms like MHA for being mostly full of pedos too apparently.

There's a certain controversial artist who loves drawing this kind of shit, actual CP and such, you probs have heard of him as hes gone viral multiple times due to his actions but during one particular incident, he drew actual CP of Keemstars daughter, hardcore CP. Keemstar isnt innocent either as he did some sexual stuff with a 15 year old girl online apparently if its true but to draw CP of someones actual daughter especially? WTF!?
IIRC he also drew CP of a certain Youtuber called LtCorbis too? She was like 12/13 years old when she started Youtube I think?
 
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TL:DR is I found Drumz twitter full of "loli pics and videos", some sexualised ones that hes tried to downplay on here and some certain other members did too, despite how blatant it is. I showed it to various members here and elsewhere including some women and they were absolutely horrified and disgusted as they should be ofc.
 
Yeah pretty much AFAIK, we're back to the old ways basically.




Bruh what rock have you been living under?! Should I call you Patrick? Lmao.



TL:DR is I found Drumz twitter full of "loli pics and videos", some sexualised ones that hes tried to downplay on here and some certain other members did too, despite how blatant it is. I showed it to various members here and elsewhere including some women and they were absolutely horrified and disgusted as they should be ofc.

When he was provoked about it on here by me and others, he snapped and made a post typing in all caps that he loves "little girls" or lolis (and I think it was removed as I cant find it now and I dont have the screenshot anymore which Im really regretting now too), he will try to claim its a joke or sarcasm or w/e but he cannot excuse what I saw on his Twitter no matter what he tries to claim. It was fucking disgusting and irreprehensible and ive heard hes a married man with kids which makes it MUCH worse too if true.

Don't even get me started on Midnight repeatedly making sexual comments about Toko on here and saying it was a "joke". Awfully commited to a "joke" he is then. Saying it once is a joke sure, saying it multiple times is a fucking pattern and confession.

I've been witch hunted and still am for false allegations for YEARS now so Im not the type to make these kind of accusations lightly either, far from it. I know what I saw and I'll die on that godamn hill. I was a victim of "child enthusiasts" directly from a young age multiple times and thus Im instinctively trained to watch out for red flags/telltale signs of those who like to frequent playgrounds despite their ages being well into the double digits at least.

But you know, according to ArturDoesntSpeakJapanese on here, Im just fucking projecting and im the "guilty one" here, ffs. No wonder the actual ones get away with it when "rational geniuses" like him are running rampant and defending them.
Drumz is a degenerate and Midnight is his closest rival.
 

Kizaruber Eats

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Had to do some searching a few pages back cause I was out of the loop. Truly some disgusting behavior, don't want to go anywhere near the twitter page to verify.

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Yeah I really dont recommend it, the worst of people really love Twitter, I see some of the worst behaviours online from Twitter constantly, way worse than most other places.

I think it was Memology the Youtuber who exposed ages ago that pedos were openly selling videos of CP on Twitter too. I've heard rumours of similar problems with CP since Musk took over Twitter and Musk was caught making perverse comments to an alt account he made of his toddler son too....so yeah.....

Only 1 person has ever believed I was SA'd/abused as a child and teenager in my life too I think, my therapist atm. Everytime i try to bring it up to others, they either deny it and call me sick in the head, attention seeking, depraved, mentally ill etc or they ignore it and or change the subject.


Twitter is hell on earth, digital hell lol. I put that stuff in spoilers this time as its just so depraved as hell, i should have done so with my previous posts too.
 

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How is the situation with that problematic neighbor of yours these days?
Only just saw this now sorry. Thanks for asking though.

Mostly better, he still has his shitty moments but hes still trying to make our lives hell very indirectly/passively on occassion. His dogs have started barking again a lot lately despite him keeping them silent for so long too.

Ever since my grandmother died, hes been "behaving better" conveniently but im ready to give him hell if he ever tries, especially over her as he deliberately targeted my grandparents in the past and actively tried to harass and traumatise time which he also succeeded in doing. They both have had severe health problems, well my grandad still does ofc and he could have killed them with some of the shit he was trying to do to us.

2 days before she died, he was banging on the walls really aggressively in the living room where my grandmother was resting, she was in SEVERE agony and constantly crying from the pain and being so weak and helpless and the piece of shit was banging on the walls because of that.

My house is split from his, its a house split in two vertically, so semi detacted or w/e the right term is. We have thin walls seperating our houses
and he spent 7 weeks at least last year banging on my bedroom walls every single night multiple times to harass me too. \

Then 2 days after her funeral too, the fucking piece of shit tried to report us to the council for "aggressive littering" or w/e, "obstructing the pavement" when my mum put out a chair on the sidewalk for 5 mins max to let this car out. We leave out scrap we dont need for scrap collectors to take off us or the council collects it for us.

A woman from the council showed up to threaten my mum to pay a fine of £75 on the spot for the chair, she hid her identity badge when speaking to my mum, which my mum didnt call her out on and when my mum explained what happened, the woman was completely sociopathically responding she didnt care and that rules are rules, the law is law and she would repeatedly double the fine until it was paid.

My mum rang the council and gave them hell, threatened them with sueing or some kind of legal action and they backed off. My mum told that cunt we were grieving the death of her mother and just cremated her 2 days ago but that piece of shit sociopath didnt care. I think shes the friend of my neighbour as hes gloated about having friends on the "inside" of the council and police and "someone" keeps trying to report our (only our Asian ones too, just "coincidentally) for various random nonsensical crimes to the police and council too. Hes also deliberately picked fights with Asians on our street MANY times now but you know, according to him its just coincidence and hes "not racist" and its just a "coincidence" he goes completley fucking mental and apeshit if you call him racist too.

But yeah enough trauma dumping and ranting, thank you again for asking seriously, that helped. Nobody usually asks and I didnt even know you knew about it nor that would remember too. I appreciate that, thank you.
 
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