Break Week Only Smoothie Can Complete the Cycle of Suck

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Green Bull suck's nutrients via plants. Who else sucks? (Yonkou Commanders really suck. But, which one sucks most?)

Like, who really sucks? Who has been sucking for two arcs? Who might suck the rest of the series?



Smoothie will defeat Greenbull with the suck.

Smoothie squeezes and wrings enemy's dry with her Fruit (as seen at the Tea Party).

Those vines? Smoothie is going to suck the nutrients right out of Green Bull's hard, snaking vines.

Get ready for the fanbase to explode when the most useless Yonkou Commander plays a big part in beating Green Bull. Hell, I'll be pissed, too, fuck you, Oda, god-damn-plant-smoothie-mutherfucker, fuck you for being such a good author, you rabbit-simping-beast.

(Do I believe? No. Do I want to believe? Yes.)

 

[Finalbeta]

Which sucking are we talking about? :cheers:

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Which sucking are we talking about? :cheers:

HARD BOILED

How do many people drink smoothies? Through straws. Smoothie has been practicing the art of the succ for years.

Smoothie's final form THROAT GOAT is going to deepthroat Wano. Ahem.

Actually, writing this has talked me into Sanji fighting Smoothie (both food based, the Big Mom history with Sanji, Smoothie is a woman). Imagine this tragic scene: Nami and Robin get the death-succcccc from Smoothie, and are lying on the ground, dehydrated and dying. Sanji finally chooses to fight a woman, to save the two women he loves and respects most.

(I might just be talking myself into Smoothie doing something, IDK, I WANT to like Smoothie)

 

[Finalbeta]

HARD BOILED

How do many people drink smoothies? Through straws. Smoothie has been practicing the art of the succ for years.

Smoothie's final form THROAT GOAT is going to deepthroat Wano. Ahem.

Actually, writing this has talked me into Sanji fighting Smoothie (both food based, the Big Mom history with Sanji, Smoothie is a woman). Imagine this tragic scene: Nami and Robin get the death-succcccc from Smoothie, and are lying on the ground, dehydrated and dying. Sanji finally chooses to fight a woman, to save the two women he loves and respects most.

(I might just be talking myself into Smoothie doing something, IDK, I WANT to like Smoothie)

If only Loda didn't sleep on her character so badly