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You may give your opening statement now
Thank you
Ladies
Gentleman
And all fine people here...
I would like to tell you about the cult of the white rabbit what is going on in our forum. They talk in riddles, wear bunny suits, and most important, they want Carrot to join the crew for all costs.
Caribou to appear again? You have it
Breaking in through a barrel? Indeed
Sabotaging someone's life to catch Sunny? Probably too
And all of that is led by one man, who is Pot Goblin
Pot Goblin is known by many as a fine man among us all, who always have something nice to say. Yet you all know his second nature, what is collecting new believers to his cult of white rabbit. There's no doubt that slower or faster whole forum will turn into a carrot forum, getting even Carrot theme.
Evidence is everywhere, for over a year he was convicing us all to believe, like in a religion, for Carrot. Everywhere you would go, there was once again a white rabbit randomly appearing. Dancing rabbit as a symbol of it all.
Gentleman, that is an obvious cult and I can't believe that Pot Goblin is not the cult leader as he obviously is