Am I mad that while the other Gorosei get mythical bulls, thunder birds, and neck cloud demons, that tall blonde Chad gets the slug slug no mi? Yes.
Do I still intend to represent tall blonde Chad? Also yes.
Is the Mythical Slug Slug no Mi so powerful that Oda had to save the world of piracy by locking tall blond Chad in the Holy Land? Also yes.
Let us speculate on the potential powers of the Slug Slug no Mi using the entry for slugs on Wikipedia:
Slug, or land slug, is a common name for any apparently shell-less terrestrial gastropod mollusc.
Gastropod genus!!!
Various taxonomic families of land slugs form part of several quite different evolutionary lineages, which also include snails.
THE SNAIL FAMILY
That’s right, quiver in fear evil doers, lest the mighty Slug of Justice slowly slither over your body and gently smother you to death!!
Slugs' bodies are made up mostly of water and, without a full-sized shell, their soft tissues are prone to desiccation.
A DEVIL FRUIT MADE FROM WATER!!!
That’s right bitches. Y’all thought a Water Devil Fruit would be too broken? This is just one aspect of Lord Slugma’s awesome power. His fruit can counter any Devil Fruit user like Blackbeard.
Body mucus provides some protection against predators, as it can make the slug hard to pick up and hold by a bird's beak, for example, or the mucus itself can be distasteful.
Repellant to all attackers!!
You can’t even fight this guy. Your attacks will gently slide off of his soft mucussy exterior, and if you even try to eat him? Think again because he tastes like absolute shit. When Luffy ate Cracker’s weapons and armor or Katakuri’s Mochi? Think again, you can’t even try to eat Slugma lest you subject your tastebuds to a mild unpleasantry.
The "slime trail" a slug leaves behind has some secondary effects: other slugs coming across a slime trail can recognise the slime trail as produced by one of the same species, which is useful in finding a mate.
Oh shit son!!!
Just when you thought he couldn’t get more Chad like, Slugma has the ability to secrete a female-attracting mucus to ensure he never spends a night maidenless.
Some species of slug, such as Limax Maximus, secrete slime cords to suspend a pair during copulation.
Ever joined the mile high club?
Conclusion:
Slug Slug no Mi can smother any criminal to death, fire out powerful beams of water that defeat Devil Fruit users instantly, resist all attacks and attempts to literally fucking consume him, and he can attract mates and then pull them into the sky for a good slug Fucking.
It’s no wonder Oda had to hide this guy, the world of pirates never stood a chance.
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