Thatguy and ThatWife divorce thread

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

My client has rights too, Mr. Jeff. He won't stop to file appeals until he is at least allowed to see his kid regularly.

It'd be a complete miracle if he even got visitation rights at this point

Which again because of @ThatSlut I don't think that's a good idea.

 

[Objection!]

It'd be a complete miracle if he even got visitation rights at this point

Which again because of @ThatSlut I don't think that's a good idea.

I think at this point we're all lucky that the opinion of a mere Hufflepuff doesn't count.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

I think at this point we're all lucky that the opinion of a mere Hufflepuff doesn't count.

You trying to start something Mr. Attorney?

 

[Pot Goblin]

My client has rights too, Mr. Jeff. He won't stop to file appeals until he is at least allowed to see his kid regularly. We will ask @Pot Goblin to approve them.

I have my stamp ready to go for any paper that comes my way

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1660103590864896003

 

[Objection!]

I have my stamp ready to go for any paper that comes my way

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1660103590864896003

Glad to see that there still are reliable employees in this courthouse!

 

[ThatSlut]

So you're a pussy? Good to know!

Jealous because your nails look like shovels?

DON'T YOU DARE say his name! I will actually cut you!

ThatKid, ThatKid, ThatKid!

 

[Objection!]

You trying to start something Mr. Attorney?

I just wanted to remind you on the irrelevance of your opinion.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

I just wanted to remind you on the irrelevance of your opinion.

Irrelevant or not, he's getting what's coming

 

[ThatWife]

Jealous because your nails look like shovels?

Jealous because your nails are the dirtiest things in the world filled with dozen of men's semen? Please...

ThatKid, ThatKid, ThatKid!

 

[Objection!]

Irrelevant or not, he's getting what's coming

He's getting what somebody that wasn't aware of what he was doing deserves. An acquittal.

 

[ThatWife]

He's getting what somebody that was fully aware of what he was doing deserves. Prison.

I agree!

 

[Objection!]

I agree!

I think your husband actually could sue you for this.

 

[ThatWife]

I think your husband actually could sue you for this.

He's too much of a baby bitch to even try!

 

[ThatGuy]

He's too much of a baby bitch to even try!

Oh you will be suprised you old hag!

 

[ThatWife]

Oh you will be suprised you old hag!

I would be surprised if you aren't buried under cement by the end of this!

Don't forget, you have to be alive to sue me 🤭

 

[ThatGuy]

I would be surprised if you aren't buried under cement by the end of this!

Don't forget, you have to be alive to sue me 🤭

If I will end up buried under Yashis cement, I will make sure that you are buried next to me

 

[ThatWife]

If I will end up buried under Yashis cement, I will make sure that you are buried next to me

I'm not facing 1st degree murder

I got a misdemeanor at best!

 

[ThatGuy]

I'm not facing 1st degree murder

I got a misdemeanor at best!

My attorney will beat that charge too!!

 

[ThatWife]

My attorney will beat that charge too!!

I'd pay to see this!

 

[ThatGuy]

I'd pay to see this!

Then pay me