Thatguy trial

[ThatWife]

Gimme the abbreviated version, it’s best to decide criminal cases with as little information given to the jury as possible

The god damn mafia took our son! That's what happened!

 

[Infitima]

The gist of it.

This is only day 2 btw 😂

Uhhh holdup. I haven't been keeping up.
Wasn't Thatwife dead? I know VigilanteGreyhat found Thatguy was secretly alive (which you tried to falsely say was a conspiracy) but how did Thatwife rise from being executed?
Is the fake uncle alive again too?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Uhhh holdup. I haven't been keeping up.
Wasn't Thatwife dead? I know VigilanteGreyhat found Thatguy was secretly alive (which you tried to falsely say was a conspiracy) but how did Thatwife rise from being executed?
Is the fake uncle alive again too?

@ThatGuy is a dark wizard. The first to uncover resurrection spells, he brought her back just to kill her again. And then she came back again. I believe @Kerkovian might be responsible for this.

As for the fakeuncle, no. He's still dead. We think...​

 

[Infitima]

@ThatGuy is a dark wizard. The first to uncover resurrection spells, he brought her back just to kill her again. And then she came back again. I believe @Kerkovian might be responsible for this.

As for the fakeuncle, no. He's still dead. We think...​

. . .
I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Insane, all of you.

 

[Kerkovian]

@ThatGuy is a dark wizard. The first to uncover resurrection spells, he brought her back just to kill her again. And then she came back again. I believe @Kerkovian might be responsible for this.

As for the fakeuncle, no. He's still dead. We think...​

They gave me a very emotional talk no jutsu like their children would be orphans if they remained dead and would struggle in this cruel world. Promised me a lot of money once it is done but when the time to pay came, they disappeared and says they do not know me. Now when I found them, they are pulling bs moves. I am just a third person here the real shaman doesn't appear in front of everyone.

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This is a very solid defense!
How does the jury feel?
@Kurozumi Bepo @Rottkins @Warchief Sanji D Goat @Kerkovian​

Nah, That Guy reeks of filth and crime.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

They gave me a very emotional talk no jutsu like their children would be orphans if they remained dead and would struggle in this cruel world. Promised me a lot of money once it is done but when the time to pay came, they disappeared and says they do not know me. Now when I found them, they are pulling bs moves. I am just a third person here the real shaman doesn't appear in front of everyone.

@ThatGuy @Objection! explain!

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

You never believed in me? Not even a little bit?

The evidence last trial was enough to get a conviction against you, why would I? Although now it looks like you might have a chance thanks to TAC

 

[Infitima]

Alright so, just lobotomize the crazies and send ThatKid to CPS.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Alright so, just lobotomize the crazies and send ThatKid to CPS.

I actually kind of agree with her

 

[Zolo]

. . .
I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Insane, all of you.

We can start talking about shippings

 

[Jew D. Boy]

The god damn mafia took our son! That's what happened!

I don’t know you or your various family members/alts, how can we be sure that one of your split personalities didn’t escape and set you up with the kidnapping?? :zorothink:

 

[ThatWife]

I don’t know you or your various family members/alts, how can we be sure that one of your split personalities didn’t escape and set you up with the kidnapping?? :zorothink:

Because I called an exorcist to remove all the personalities years ago! I am perfectly sane Mr. Juror man!

 

[Warback]

Wtf is this? Is the guy that posted porn?

Either way i vote guilty

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Wtf is this? Is the guy that posted porn?

This is definitely not the guy you're talking about

Either way i vote guilty

I'll go ahead and add you

 

[ThatWife]

Wtf is this? Is the guy that posted porn?

My husband would never do something so vile!

 

[Zolo]

My husband would never do something so vile!

Fax

 

[ThatWife]

Fax

Someone with sense!

 

[GrandmasterChef Zonji]

i retired from being a jury and apparently @ThatWife and @ThatGuy is still alive

 

[Devilbat]

It seems like we might need a bigger jury here for a more fair verdict!

Spoiler: Tagging anyone who might be interested, apologizes if not

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Both guilty af

Lock them together in an invulnerable sphere and block any dimension travel, then take popcorn and enjoy the show, no need to kill such a great source of drama

 

[Jaguark101]

Guilty