ThatWife and ThatfakeUncle's (SHAM) prison wedding ceremony

[ThatFakeUncle]

Kid if your new dad manages to beat his case after literally icing 14 cops on some John Wick shit, good luck

It was self-defense. The judge will acquit me of all charges and then, dear @ThatKid and @Thataunt, we will see us again.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

It was self-defense.

I do not believe you understand how a self defense charge works

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

I do not believe you understand how a self defense charge works

I do. I read the Wikipedia article about it.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Would you like to double as executioner and jury then?

Could a jury member with a personal interest in an execution be capable of being objective?

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

@Mr. Reloaded See? I felt threatened.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I do. I read the Wikipedia article about it.

So it's self defense when you're on the run for accessory to murder, a manhunt. And you've got high power rifles? You literally put dozens of holes into those cops

 

[Midnight Delight]

Bail me out alreat

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

So it's self defense when you're on the run for accessory to murder, a manhunt. And you've got high power rifles? You literally put dozens of holes into those cops

They provoked me. And I dont like to be provoked.

 

[ThatWife]

@Mr. Reloaded See? I felt threatened.

I love you dear, but I don't think that will apply to your case

im sowwy, pleas dont bring mr sparkle to animal shelter again

Stop crying and I won't.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

They provoked me. And I dont like to be provoked.

YOU WERE WANTED! THEY WERE TRYING TO ARREST YOU

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

I love you dear, but I don't think that will apply to your case

Stop crying and I won't.

Shh, I have a plan. We just have to convince the judge to eat the cake.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Shh, I have a plan. We just have to convince the judge to eat the cake.

Evidences

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

YOU WERE WANTED! THEY WERE TRYING TO ARREST YOU

They should mind their own business.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

They should mind their own business.

They're the police! And they had a warrant

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

Evidences

You can proof nothing.

They're the police! And they had a warrant

And? I´m a plumber, do I rush into foreign houses and clean their clogged toilets without permission? I did nothing wrong and the judge will think so too.

@ThatWife I hope you're not disappointed that I am just a simple plumber...

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

And? I´m a plumber, do I rush into foreign houses and clean their clogged toilets without permission?

No because as a plumber you don't get a warrant to do so, this is their job.

I did nothing wrong and the judge will think so too.

Why did you run away?

 

[ThatWife]

Bail me out alreat

How much is the bail?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Could a jury member with a personal interest in an execution be capable of being objective?

In WG court, yes.

 

[ThatKid]

Bail me out alreat

Hi :3

 

[ThatWife]

They provoked me. And I dont like to be provoked.

That doesn't give you the right to shot at cops dear

@ThatWife I hope you're not disappointed that I am just a simple plumber...

No I will always love you