@Lance_Dragonite , while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with the title of Greatest Spoiler Provider, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Lance. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Eichiro Oda’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Eichiro’s ass as
@AwakenedCabbage was. I don’t know if you’re as good as
@ScotchInformer though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
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