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Uruk Hai are racists because they have the symbol of the white hand/ Hand of Saruman on their faces


"Whiteness spreads like a disease. It currupts the body and soul and there's no helping those touched by the whiteness. Look how that law abiding Uruk Hai bacame after he's touched by white hand of the white man. He's a slave of the white man. Knowing no firends or foes. living the undeath, hating those who breath the life far away from whiteness. Now come and join our crusade against the whiteness of man or you're a racist biggot. Join the woke and go broke. That's how we like it, and we shall be rid of the whiteness of man."
-Some Blue Haired Non Binary feminist of middle earth-
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

Astrology is just Space Racism
We already have female orcs in the new series:kobeha:
"We really wanted to sit down, and ask ourselves... 'How would Tolkien write a scene with orc sex?' We spent a lot of time, looking up reference material. We were like 'Okay, if the orcs are going to get naked, we need to make it look right.'

At one point, we were going to censor the orc dicks, but, thankfully, we got permission for them right before the cutoff. Our lead writer came in, dropped a Moby Huge onto the writer's table, and shouted:

"That's when I knew we were making something special."
 
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