Questions & Mysteries The Hormone Fruit, The Kuja, and Mihawk's Birth: Rayleigh's CoC Negated the Hormone Fruit's Effects on Shakky's Ovum

CoC: Color of Clowns

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#1
Recently, @Kizaruber Eats brought something to my attention: our translation of the Kuja's birthing practices was innaccurate. This is the real translation:



At first, I had assumed the Island itself was cursed (blessed?) to only produce women, and that it was possible for male Kuja to be born outside Amazon Lily.

But, this completely negates that: the Kuja are genetically coded to only give birth to women.

How in the fuck does that work? Well, believe it, or not, there's a canon explanation:


I believe the past user of Ivankov's Horu Horu no Mi, the Hormone Fruit, changed the genetics of the Kuja of the Past, so that they would never produce men via birth.

Why? My guess would be the Male Kuja did something so unspeakable, that the Female Kuja came to despise men entirely.

Wouldn't be surprised if Imu, or even Domi Reversi, came into play here.

The Horu User of the past felt sympathy for the Kuja, and wanted to give them a space where they could heal from their trauma regarding men, whatever it was.

So, the Horu User of the past altered their genetics to only produce men.

Problem: we know from Law that Haki can negate Devil Fruit Abilities. Since we've only seen Law use this power, I'm assuming it's CoC, but that's me assuming.



Haki is Will... One Piece is about Inherited Will... how do children inherit their parents Will?

Semen.

Rayleigh's semen was choc full of CoC, and overpowered the Devil Fruit Ability of the Hormone Fruit the Kuja genetics have been changed by.

Rayleigh's CoC negated the Hormone Fruit's powers, making it so Shakky gave birth to a beautiful baby boy:

Dracule Mihawk.

Shakky was then forced to leave the Kuja and bring him to Hachinosu in a suitcase, so Roger didn't find out that shit Rayleigh did, oooooooooooh.

This is why Oda had Law turn into a woman:

It's a giant Kuja sex joke.

:kailaugh:
 
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Kizaruber Eats

Oda stop blueballing us on Perona.
#2
Recently, @Kizaruber Eats brought something to my attention: our translation of the Kuja's birthing practices was innaccurate. This is the real translation:



At first, I had assumed the Island itself was cursed (blessed?) to only produce women, and that it was possible for male Kuja to be born outside Amazon Lily.

But, this completely negates that: the Kuja are genetically coded to only give birth to women.

How in the fuck does that work? Well, believe it, or not, there's a canon explanation:


I believe the past user of Ivankov's Horu Horu no Mi, the Hormone Fruit, changed the genetics of the Kuja of the Past, so that they would never produce men via birth.

Why? My guess would be the Male Kuja did something so unspeakable, that the Female Kuja came to despise men entirely.

Wouldn't be surprised if Imu, or even Domi Reversi, came into play here.

The Horu User of the past felt sympathy for the Kuja, and wanted to give them a space where they could heal from their trauma regarding men, whatever it was.

So, the Horu User of the past altered their genetics to only produce men.

Problem: we know from Law that Haki can negate Devil Fruit Abilities. Since we've only seen Law use this power, I'm assuming it's CoC, but that's me assuming.



Haki is Will... One Piece is about Inherited Will... how to children inherit their parents Will?

Semen.

Rayleigh's semen was choc full of CoC, and overpowered the Devil Fruit Ability of the Hormone Fruit the Kuja genetics have been changed by.

Rayleigh's CoC negated the Hormone Fruit's powers, making it so Shakky gave birth to a beautiful baby boy:

Dracule Mihawk.

Shakky was then forced to leave the Kuja and bring him to Hachinosu in a suitcase, so Roger didn't find out that shit Rayleigh did, oooooooooooh.

This is why Oda had Law turn into a woman:

It's a giant Kuja sex joke.

:kailaugh:

JK, I'm glad you have the same idea of Shakky hiding a baby in her suitcase too.
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

They sold our childhoods for $$$
#7
These titles, man...
Now that we have confirmation that Shiki's Float Fruit is real, I can finally make my second "Enel and Shiki getting Freaky with Uranus" thread:

"Enel and Shiki Getting Freaky with Uranus, 2: Urouge Boogaloo"

My threads are only going to get crazier, HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMO, the Ark Maxim and Uranus are the same entity:
I believe Uranus was controlled by the Sky People/Lunarians, since we see Ancient Weapon murals in Enel's Cover Story on the Moon, where the Skypieans came from.

Poseidon is controlled by a Mermaid/Sea Creature.

Pluton is a Mecha-Kaiju Submarine Dragon (think Laboon but a Dragon sub that can undermine nations by eating out their insides and causing them to sink into themselves.

The Ark Maxim was built in Skypiea, and, as far as we know, Enel learned how to build it from Birka.

Uranus was a planetary defense grid of spaceships that can Lulusia Kingdoms if they got out of hand.

Compare Enel's Kingdom Come to Imu's attack on Lulusia: same design/effects.

Enel's Space Robot buddies were built by Vegapunk's friend, Dr. Tsukimi, and floated to the Moon using... balloons. The Island Balloon Terminal connects to the Birkan Urouge. I believe that island was trying to get to the moon via Balloons. IMO Urouge travelled to Skypeia during the Time Skip, hunting Enel for destroying Birka. When Urouge heard from Skypieans Enel was seen taking the Ark Maxim to the moon, Urouge sought to reach the Moon to stop Enel's insanity.

Shiki wanted to get an Ancient Weapon with Roger: can't be Poseidon, and I think Shiki knew about Uranus from God Valley.

Shiki wanted Pluton, but knew he couldn't fuck with Oden, and tried to recruit Roger. Then, Battle of Edd War (Ed D. War Newgate).

Eventually, Shiki decided to go to the source: find Ancient Kingdom info on how to make Ancient Weapons. The Space Pirates on the Moon were working for Shiki, mining out Ancient Ruins (the ones Enel reactivated).

Enel's Fruit powers the Ark Maxims that make up Uranus, while Shiki's Fruit allows them to Float naturally.

Shiki and Enel have been on the moon building a new Uranus, cause the old one's old and crusty.

Enel is Urouge's nemesis/big fight over Birka. Hoping Urouge kills Enel so Nami can eat Enel's Fruit.

Today's a rest day for me... might knock out the Enel/Shiki thread today.

I think Enel might show up in this current Imu fight. God vs God.
 
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