Sign the contract.

Responsibilities include:
  • Conducting detailed investigations of furry activities and other violations of trolling, powerscaling and simping laws.
  • Collecting, analyzing and preserving evidence.
  • Directing troll investigators and furry enforcement personnel across all threads.
Job brief
We are looking for an Accomplished Backstabber to join our team to lead furry investigations over troll/furry activities and build cases against suspects linked to crimes.

Additional responsibilities include collecting and analyzing evidence, stabbing witnesses and making arrests as needed.

Ultimately, you will work with a team of Officers and other Detectives to conduct live workshops on Efficient Backstabbing.


Responsibilities
  • Employ furry reasoning and analysis to make informed decisions and conclusions that lead to prosecution of all guilty.
  • Write detailed case reports and file and maintain records
  • Coordinate search and arrest warrants and arrest suspects, as desired.
  • Testify in court regarding case evidence and findings in order to secure a conviction. (You'll also be fulfilling the essential duties of a Judge)
Requirements and skills
  • Proven work experience as a Back Stabber.
  • Proficiency with knives and stones
  • Critical thinking, problem-creating skills, furry reasoning and anti social perceptiveness
  • Ability to work irregular hours, weekends and holidays
 

Mr. Reloaded

Actually Joever
Sign the contract.

Responsibilities include:
  • Conducting detailed investigations of furry activities and other violations of trolling, powerscaling and simping laws.
  • Collecting, analyzing and preserving evidence.
  • Directing troll investigators and furry enforcement personnel across all threads.
Job brief
We are looking for an Accomplished Backstabber to join our team to lead furry investigations over troll/furry activities and build cases against suspects linked to crimes.

Additional responsibilities include collecting and analyzing evidence, stabbing witnesses and making arrests as needed.

Ultimately, you will work with a team of Officers and other Detectives to conduct live workshops on Efficient Backstabbing.


Responsibilities
  • Employ furry reasoning and analysis to make informed decisions and conclusions that lead to prosecution of all guilty.
  • Write detailed case reports and file and maintain records
  • Coordinate search and arrest warrants and arrest suspects, as desired.
  • Testify in court regarding case evidence and findings in order to secure a conviction. (You'll also be fulfilling the essential duties of a Judge)
Requirements and skills
  • Proven work experience as a Back Stabber.
  • Proficiency with knives and stones
  • Critical thinking, problem-creating skills, furry reasoning and anti social perceptiveness
  • Ability to work irregular hours, weekends and holidays
 
@zenox @Medeia
Do you clowns believe I be seeing your retarded quotes? You two zolotwats keyboard warriors need to shut yo bitchass up. Using grandma's retirement money to log into the internet to talk outta yo -10 IQ ass. You twats are fodders irl like Zolo is a fodder without his gifted swords. You virgin assclowns can cry yo bitchass up everyday. No girl would be coming 5 kms around you stinking clowns.
 
@zenox @Medeia
Do you clowns believe I be seeing your retarded quotes? You two zolotwats keyboard warriors need to shut yo bitchass up. Using grandma's retirement money to log into the internet to talk outta yo -10 IQ ass. You twats are fodders irl like Zolo is a fodder without his gifted swords. You virgin assclowns can cry yo bitchass up everyday. No girl would be coming 5 kms around you stinking clowns.
Why is this shizo yapping so much
 
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