That's right, Mr. Face-Tattoo-Who-Suddenly-Shows-up-in-Storms-and-Mumbles-Cryptically-Before-Leaving, Monkey D. Dragon, I'm calling your bitch ass out. What the fuck revolution are you starting, just sitting around staring at newspapers? Your kid, Monkey D. Luffy, has liberated/defended:
Shells Town
Orange Town
Syrup Village
Baratie
Cocoyasi Village
Laboon (technically someone lives inside of him so I'm counting the Whale as a fucking location, okay?)
Little Garden
Drum Island
Alabasta
Jaya
Skypiea
Water 7
Thriller Bark
Impel Down
Fishman Island
Punk Hazard
Dressrosa
Zou
Wano
Monkey D. Dragon is a fucking fraud of a revolutionary who sits around playing Risk and building high-detail Germa 66 action figures. Dragon is the kind of guy to send Sabo to Marineford while he sits around chewing on the plastic legs of collectible Reiju figurines.
Don't fall for the Revolutionaries' lies and propaganda, they have no intention of freeing anyone. Crime never pays. The only way we can create true liberty, is through justice and integrity. Join the Marines today, and help hunt down criminal frauds like Monkey D. Dragon, who is currently liberating the hand-made clothes off his prized Reiju figurine. Maybe Sabo wouldn't get low-diffed at Marineford if his mentor actually knew how to start a revolution.
Only with your help can we take down this abomination. You're either with the Marines, or against us.
Shells Town
Orange Town
Syrup Village
Baratie
Cocoyasi Village
Laboon (technically someone lives inside of him so I'm counting the Whale as a fucking location, okay?)
Little Garden
Drum Island
Alabasta
Jaya
Skypiea
Water 7
Thriller Bark
Impel Down
Fishman Island
Punk Hazard
Dressrosa
Zou
Wano
Monkey D. Dragon is a fucking fraud of a revolutionary who sits around playing Risk and building high-detail Germa 66 action figures. Dragon is the kind of guy to send Sabo to Marineford while he sits around chewing on the plastic legs of collectible Reiju figurines.
Don't fall for the Revolutionaries' lies and propaganda, they have no intention of freeing anyone. Crime never pays. The only way we can create true liberty, is through justice and integrity. Join the Marines today, and help hunt down criminal frauds like Monkey D. Dragon, who is currently liberating the hand-made clothes off his prized Reiju figurine. Maybe Sabo wouldn't get low-diffed at Marineford if his mentor actually knew how to start a revolution.
Only with your help can we take down this abomination. You're either with the Marines, or against us.