Character Discussion Uncle Alber and his Seraphim Nieces and Nephews

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Is S-Shark just

Like

King and Jinbe's kid?

I mean, it's more or less confirmed from Shaka that the Lunarian DNA in the Seraphim comes from King.

What does this family picnic even look like?

Does King have to pay child support?

Broooooooooooooooooooooo Alber would be so pissed if the WG asked for child support for the Seraphim

I wonder how Lunarian family structures worked. Since their Lineage Factor comes from Alber, would the Seraphim view him as a paternal figure? Or not?

...

Wait S-Flamingo is literally a Celestial Dragon merged with a Lunarian, that's wild.

Lots of weird stuff Oda can do here.

 

[Rambles]

Uncles don't pay child support. He maybe plays with them, or gives them exessive amounts of candy, while he watches cartoons with them... .

Then Alber is half bird. So maybe he regurgiates dinner for the kids and teaches them hunting humans for food. I don't really know... .

I think he would make a great uncle.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Then Alber is half bird. So maybe he regurgiates dinner for the kids

 

[Rambles]

Baby Koalas eat their mother's poop, to get used to the very nutritionless eucalyptus-diet.

 

[theyaskedforausername]

Baby Koalas eat their mother's poo, to get used to the very nutritionless eucalyptus-diet.

Do hyenas next.

 

[Rambles]

Do hyenas next.

The mother-Hyena's birth channel is formed like p*nis (therefore it is often called "pseudo-p*nis"). Now imagine birthing children through it, which often times results in severe ruptions of the v*gina. Birth is therefore more often linked to death.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

He's their father, as much as any of the Shichibukai

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

The mother-Hyena's birth channel is formed like p*nis (therefore it is often called "pseudo-p*nis"). Now imagine birthing children through it, which often times results in severe ruptions of the v*gina. Birth is therefore more often linked to death.

Baboons eat baby baboons alive. Male lions eat the children of other males so they can mate with the mother. Cheetahs make meowing sounds. Bonobos pleas*re the s*xual body parts of higher ranking females to gain their favours. Bears eat humans' bowels before anything else and without killing them first. Leopards bite the necks of their prey (incl humans) and suck out their blood from the neck wound.

 

[theyaskedforausername]

Baboons eat baby baboons alive. Male lions eat the children of other males so they can mate with the mother. Cheetahs make meowing sounds. Bonobos pleas*re the s*xual body parts of higher ranking females to gain their favours. Bears eat humans' bowels before anything else and without killing them first. Leopards bite the necks of their prey (incl humans) and suck out their blood from the neck wound.

Chinese fruit bats are the only adult mammals other than humans known to perform oral and researchers haven't figured out why.

Anyway to get back to the point of this thread if the Seraphim are King's kids he should find himself obliged to marry all the former warlords; would be a solid gag I think.

 

[PortgasDMor]

Will King fight a Seraphim?

If you had asked the reverse question, will the Seraphim fight King, I'd say yes, given the order. But King, fight a Seraphim? He's the last of his kind, as far as he knows. We've seen how he got distracted fighting Zoro when Queen suggested Sanji might be Lunarian. He's still hopelessly looking for people of his tribe/race. Facing a real one he'd become so overjoyed his fire would leap to the sky!

He's their father, as much as any of the Shichibukai

The Seraphim are genetically half King and half Shichibukai, so yeah, he can be considered their father.

What does this family picnic even look like?

A bonfire I guess? On top of mountains like the old signal fires, lol.

I wonder how Lunarian family structures worked. Since their Lineage Factor comes from Alber, would the Seraphim view him as a paternal figure? Or not?

Well, if they really are bird-like, imprinting should have taken place at birth, or hatching, lol, so the Seraphim might view Vegapunk as their father. But if they meet, I think something about King would trigger some Lunarian natural trait in them, that could override even a command given to them.