[FNZ] Super Role Madness Weebs: New Beginnings
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My father was no married to my mother. Yes, some would call me a bastard, but I am still of the blood... recognized or not in the eyes of the law. I will take what is owed me if they will not give it freely.
Three times three.
Are your parents still living? No. Ah, well you shall see them again, but not in the afterlife. They will claw their way from the dank hole in the ground where you placed them... and serve me. There are numberless millions who have perished on this world. Fallen to age, disease, war, endless, pointless war, murder, childbirth... and they will all rise up in my service. And those who oppose me, when they inevitably fall to my legions, will in death find new purpose as undying soldiers in my eternal army.
In delving into the very nature and fabric of existence, I have created the most powerful, most awful, and most singularly destructive object ever to exist on the Material Plane: The Sphere of Annihilation!
Perhaps you have heard of death by impalement? No? The victim is skewered by a long heavy pike. But it is done in a way that they do not immediately perish. No. Then the pike is placed in the ground so the weight of the victim's own body is the propulsion for their doom as the pike slowly pierces more and more of their innards. For some it takes hours to die, others days. It is a horrible way to die to be sure. Now imagine an entire populace put to death in such a manner. I wholly depopulated an entire country in this manner. Why? You dare ask why. For the crime of opposing my will. So imagine what torturous death I have in store for such as you.
Three times three.
Are your parents still living? No. Ah, well you shall see them again, but not in the afterlife. They will claw their way from the dank hole in the ground where you placed them... and serve me. There are numberless millions who have perished on this world. Fallen to age, disease, war, endless, pointless war, murder, childbirth... and they will all rise up in my service. And those who oppose me, when they inevitably fall to my legions, will in death find new purpose as undying soldiers in my eternal army.
In delving into the very nature and fabric of existence, I have created the most powerful, most awful, and most singularly destructive object ever to exist on the Material Plane: The Sphere of Annihilation!
Perhaps you have heard of death by impalement? No? The victim is skewered by a long heavy pike. But it is done in a way that they do not immediately perish. No. Then the pike is placed in the ground so the weight of the victim's own body is the propulsion for their doom as the pike slowly pierces more and more of their innards. For some it takes hours to die, others days. It is a horrible way to die to be sure. Now imagine an entire populace put to death in such a manner. I wholly depopulated an entire country in this manner. Why? You dare ask why. For the crime of opposing my will. So imagine what torturous death I have in store for such as you.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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