Either Beast Pirates or Big Mom Pirates.
Sure Blackbeard Pirates might have some hot chicks but the rest looks ugly as shit.
Whitebeard crew could be chill but not my taste. Shanks crew however......
*Throws up*
Red Hair Pirates looks like a bunch of bandits that hasn't shower since a week.
Beast Pirates have a lot of hot babes like Black Maria and her crew, Yamato, Ginrummy, Ulti, some Smiles like Speed and Solitaire.
I would probably hang out with Black Maria the most.
I might even have a chance with Yamato.
If Kaido doesn't find out and club my ass that is.
And if Kaido forces me to eat a Smile fruit, oh man.....
I will dip out of there faster than light.
So my choice would be Big Mom Pirates obviously. There's chocolate in Totland and y'all know I'm a huge chocolate addict. And Big Mom will guarantee your safety as long as you give a fragment of your soul to her daily which I'm totally fine with since I'm still young.
I will work my way up to become a Combatant of BMP like Tamago, and hanging out with girls like Pudding and Smoothie.