General Mafia General Chat

[Flower]

I hardly ever roll scum

Liar. You rolled scum 9/10 times on OJ.

 

[Dragomir]

Blame @Dragomir, That is what I do.

What do I gotta do with this? I'm innocent!

find the bigger lie

Mfs really just lying through their teeth like that. Shameful stuff.

@Flower @AL sama

you exist

I am alive, yes.

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Liar. You rolled scum 9/10 times on OJ.

No

 

[Flower]

What do I gotta do with this? I'm innocent!

Mfs really just lying through their teeth like that. Shameful stuff.

@Flower @AL sama

I am alive, yes.

I'm not a liar.


You can't prove anything!

 

[Ryu Kishi]

I never got to be a pirate in tos

Fucking eternal escort

 

[MangoSenpai]

Van and JDB as Town Vigs and me as Mafia.

Wouldn't even need to do s***.


In all honesty, though, I don't wanna roll scum again. I hate being evil.

you're not deceiving anyone by saying that.

 

[Lindltaylor]

Being scum with the right teammates is hella fun. Being town too often gets boring.

You need to dirty your halo every now and then

 

[Natalija]

Being scum with the right teammates is hella fun. Being town too often gets boring.

You need to dirty your halo every now and then

Haha Tris calls me evil even when I’m town

When I bought everything from the damn shop

 

[Yuelyn]

Haha Tris calls me evil even when I’m town

When I bought everything from the damn shop

And then there was Linda complaining about being broke lmao.

 

[Lindltaylor]

Haha Tris calls me evil even when I’m town

When I bought everything from the damn shop

You were too rich that game lmao.

Scammed it off of players that entered your gym

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Being scum with the right teammates is hella fun. Being town too often gets boring.

You need to dirty your halo every now and then

If you play town scummy enough, you never feel clean

 

[Natalija]

You were too rich that game lmao.

Scammed it off of players that entered your gym

I gave them valuable buffs.

WAIT, I wanted to post the emails I got for the gym. But it’s complicated on phone, @Cray Cray can you post them and tag the authors?

 

[Lindltaylor]

And then there was Linda complaining about being broke lmao.

Lool! I was waiting for that 100% discount sale option in the shop

Then I was soo happy when I received my first pay check as captain - 1000 yuls until I saw roles flipping with fucking 20,000 yuls.

#Justice4FruitSquad

 

[Lindltaylor]

If you play town scummy enough, you never feel clean

Facts. We have Van, the tree cutter, as proof.

 

[Yuelyn]

Lool! I was waiting for that 100% discount sale option in the shop

Then I was soo happy when I received my first pay check as captain - 1000 yuls until I saw roles flipping with fucking 20,000 yuls.

#Justice4FruitSquad

Fuji and TAC were the richest. 20k-25k Yul. After they died, it was Zem/Bonbon with 40k lmao.

 

[AL sama]

I m the scummiest scum ever to be scum

 

[Melontonin]

I m the scummiest scum ever to be scum

You need to play more games Al...

 

[Lindltaylor]

WAIT, I wanted to post the emails I got for the gym. But it’s complicated on phone, @Cray Cray can you post them and tag the authors?

Now this is gonna be good haha. If there aren't 69 jokes in there, Imma riot.

Fuji and TAC were the richest. 20k-25k Yul. After they died, it was Zem/Bonbon with 40k lmao.

How is that even possible? Too bad Nat bought out the whole shop. Sucks that with all that money they couldn't buy shit.

Feel the pain of being broke

 

[Ryu Kishi]

I m the scummiest scum ever to be scum

Where is your Shanks avy?

 

[Yuelyn]

I gave them valuable buffs.

WAIT, I wanted to post the emails I got for the gym. But it’s complicated on phone, @Cray Cray can you post them and tag the authors?

From TAC

Dear jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu ,

i need your strength to find the taboo word

please lend me it

yours truly

lion king

Dear jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu ,

I am ready to make the ladies love me and my 18 pack abs

Make me look like a DBZ character

Take my money

Dear jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu

please let me come back

Yours truly

TAC the Tiger king

Dear,
jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu

I would like a life time membership and what’s really required. Make me SWOLE

Yours truly

TAC

From Zem

I'm ready for my beachbod, leaving on the 25th for the beach. I heard you were the best out there!

From Mel

The cashier has arrived!!!

- into Jewnicorn Fitness.

Please don't take all of my money.... We have TKOTS for that, remember JDB?

From JDB

From: themanhimself@jdbexercise.dz
Subject: LET ME IN

ASKING TO JOIN MY OWN GYM IS AN INDIGNITY I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD SUFFER, CORRECT THIS EGREGIOUS SIN IMMEDIATELY SO MY MUSCLES CAN BECOME BLOATED AND DISTORTED!!

From Fuji

To:jdbwillgetyouinshape@jewnicornfitness.edu
From: StrongFridge.inc

Hey there, I’m not as strong as I want to be.

Im having a harder time fighting off bears for my daily sustenance and so I’m joining this esteemed club to get my groove back.

From: StrongFridge

Hello Mr Jew, i recently got an even better position at work but the responsabilities are pilling up and i wish i could be able to get strong enough to help my friends.

Please help! TY!

From Flowa

Dear Mr Jewnicorn

Your offer of 12 July

Many thanks for your offer which I have examined thoroughly. As I am interested in exercising and getting stronger, I hereby apply to a membership at your gym.

I will leave my contact details with the hosts and am looking forward to your reply.

Sincerely


Flowa

L Taker at the Town Inc.