Character Discussion Who is the prettier twin? Shamrock or Shanks

Which is the prettier twin? Shamrock or Shanks?

  • Shanks

    Votes: 13 40.6%

  • Shamrock

    Votes: 19 59.4%
  • Total voters
    32
Blackbeard

Blackbeard

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#26
#26
FlyFlower said:
I think Shanks is prettier because of his charisma.

What do you think?
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Why Teach Is the Pinnacle of Pirate Sex Appeal (And Shanks & Shamrock Ain’t Built for This)

Let’s break it down like a Buster Call on Marineford:

1. Neckbeard Majesty
Shanks? Clean-shaven like he’s still clinging to shampoo commercials in East Blue. Shamrock? Maintains a generic royal trim that screams "I hire barbers with daddy’s money."
But Teach? Teach got that neckbeard that’s THICKER than the plot of One Piece. That patchy, greasy jungle signals pure testosterone and unfiltered danger. It whispers to women: “I read ancient scrolls and smell like adventure.” Studies show 10 out of 10 archaeologists would risk it all just to touch it.

2. Caloric King Energy

While Shanks starves himself into “hobo chic” and Shamrock clings to that cold royal jawline aesthetic like a Bond villain with no riz, Teach walks in with a body that screams "I devoured your dad’s crew and the whole pantry."
Calories = Charisma. You ever seen a woman look at a man with belly confidence and not fall in love? Teach got curves that the Grand Line couldn’t chart. Shanks barely eats; Teach is the buffet.

3. Eau de Destruction (The Smell Game)

Shanks reeks of second-hand rum and third chances. Shamrock? Smells like royal entitlement and generic cologne named “Ice Throne.”
But Teach? That man smells like raw ambition, powdered danger, unwashed dreams, and freshly killed pirates.Women call it “natural musk,” scientists call it a biohazard, but hearts call it irresistible.

4. Creepy Is the New Sexy

Shanks gives off retired uncle energy. “Let’s talk about peace over drinks.” Yawn. Shamrock sits on a throne saying nothing, hoping silence looks cool.
Teach stares into your soul like he’s already sold it twice and rented it back. That unblinking, cackling, “I know something you don’t” vibe? That’s how hearts get stolen and lives get ruined in the best way.

5. Betrayal Built Beautiful

Shanks will snitch to the Gorosei if you raise your voice. Shamrock? He’s still following rules from a monarchy no one respects.
Teach stabbed his nakama in the back, blew up his boss, and became Yonko in record time. And guess what? That "red flag energy" is irresistible. Women love a bad boy. Teach isn’t just bad—he’s the PhD of treachery.
He doesn’t just break hearts—he plunders them.

6. The Testicular Truth

Let’s talk anatomy. Shanks has one arm—there’s no proof he kept both balls. Shamrock? Probably keeps his in a velvet pouch labeled "Royal Property – Do Not Touch."
Teach got testicles so massive they have their own gravitational field. Some say that’s what Black Hole really is. They clap when he walks. Each one holds a Devil Fruit. Oda had to hide them because no panel could handle that energy.

In Conclusion
Shanks is a washed-up hippie who smells like failure. Shamrock is his Dollar Store clone with the personality of dry toast.
But Teach? He’s bold, bulbous, bearded, and built different. He’s not a snack—he’s the entire Sea King buffet. A walking HR violation wrapped in pirate glory.

The real One Piece was his Riz all along.
 
Juanpiz

Juanpiz

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#27
#27
Blackbeard said:
Why Teach Is the Pinnacle of Pirate Sex Appeal (And Shanks & Shamrock Ain’t Built for This)

Let’s break it down like a Buster Call on Marineford:

1. Neckbeard Majesty
Shanks? Clean-shaven like he’s still clinging to shampoo commercials in East Blue. Shamrock? Maintains a generic royal trim that screams "I hire barbers with daddy’s money."
But Teach? Teach got that neckbeard that’s THICKER than the plot of One Piece. That patchy, greasy jungle signals pure testosterone and unfiltered danger. It whispers to women: “I read ancient scrolls and smell like adventure.” Studies show 10 out of 10 archaeologists would risk it all just to touch it.

2. Caloric King Energy

While Shanks starves himself into “hobo chic” and Shamrock clings to that cold royal jawline aesthetic like a Bond villain with no riz, Teach walks in with a body that screams "I devoured your dad’s crew and the whole pantry."
Calories = Charisma. You ever seen a woman look at a man with belly confidence and not fall in love? Teach got curves that the Grand Line couldn’t chart. Shanks barely eats; Teach is the buffet.

3. Eau de Destruction (The Smell Game)

Shanks reeks of second-hand rum and third chances. Shamrock? Smells like royal entitlement and generic cologne named “Ice Throne.”
But Teach? That man smells like raw ambition, powdered danger, unwashed dreams, and freshly killed pirates.Women call it “natural musk,” scientists call it a biohazard, but hearts call it irresistible.

4. Creepy Is the New Sexy

Shanks gives off retired uncle energy. “Let’s talk about peace over drinks.” Yawn. Shamrock sits on a throne saying nothing, hoping silence looks cool.
Teach stares into your soul like he’s already sold it twice and rented it back. That unblinking, cackling, “I know something you don’t” vibe? That’s how hearts get stolen and lives get ruined in the best way.

5. Betrayal Built Beautiful

Shanks will snitch to the Gorosei if you raise your voice. Shamrock? He’s still following rules from a monarchy no one respects.
Teach stabbed his nakama in the back, blew up his boss, and became Yonko in record time. And guess what? That "red flag energy" is irresistible. Women love a bad boy. Teach isn’t just bad—he’s the PhD of treachery.
He doesn’t just break hearts—he plunders them.

6. The Testicular Truth

Let’s talk anatomy. Shanks has one arm—there’s no proof he kept both balls. Shamrock? Probably keeps his in a velvet pouch labeled "Royal Property – Do Not Touch."
Teach got testicles so massive they have their own gravitational field. Some say that’s what Black Hole really is. They clap when he walks. Each one holds a Devil Fruit. Oda had to hide them because no panel could handle that energy.

In Conclusion
Shanks is a washed-up hippie who smells like failure. Shamrock is his Dollar Store clone with the personality of dry toast.
But Teach? He’s bold, bulbous, bearded, and built different. He’s not a snack—he’s the entire Sea King buffet. A walking HR violation wrapped in pirate glory.

The real One Piece was his Riz all along.
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7.diverse Crew with women,horse and giant
8.actually Funny similar guy(brownbeard) unlike Shanks
 
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