Questions & Mysteries Who's a More Cringe Middle Schooler: Zoro or Sanji

[HopOnTheHype]

Sanji:

Strengths

1. Can cook
2. Doesn't stop to think about approaching a girl to flirt with them
3. Probably has a few female friends

Weaknesses

1. Hardcore simp
2. Eyebrows
3. A little rapey

Zoro:

Strengths

1. Probably has connections to beer

Weaknesses

1. Wears a yukata to school, despite living in Ohio
2. Talks about swords
3. Has 3 katanas
4. Doesn't talk, school shooter vibes
5. Probably likes homestuck

Rate both ?/10 for their popularity. Rate both ?/10 for their ability to get a prom date if they don't change by high school. At what age do both come out as gay for each other? Who instigates?

 

[Broreo]

Sanji probably wouldnt have female friends after his nose explodes on the first day of school

 

[Blackflamesanji]

Both of them are cringe, but sanji will be popular in real life if he doesn't act like a pervert
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Sanji if he act normal 8/10
Zoro if he socialize and doesn't talk llike edgy teenager 7/10

 

[HopOnTheHype]

Sanji probably wouldnt have female friends after his nose explodes on the first day of school

I kind of think if he can be enjoyable after that, people will start to like him, he stood out on the first day of school while zoro just kind of existed. Like, it's better to accept your cringe and joke about it, than to be a wallflower.

 

[Flower]

Sanji would just be annoying to some girls, some girls would like him. Almost no male friends.

Zoro would be the kind of guy who sits in the back and just sleeps, but he wouldn't stick out a lot. He would also regularily go to gym after school.


Turns out the gym is next to Sanji's martial arts school and they will always meet up and fight.

 

[HopOnTheHype]

Sanji would just be annoying to some girls, some girls would like him. Almost no male friends.

Zoro would be the kind of guy who sits in the back and just sleeps, but he wouldn't stick out a lot. He would also regularily go to gym after school.


Turns out the gym is next to Sanji's martial arts school and they will always meet up and fight.

Continue........

 

[LadyVados]

Liking homestuck is a pro not a con.

And Zoro is Japanese...

 

[Flower]

Continue........

You want this to become a story ?

 

[Topi Jerami]

Zoro will be that student who sleeps in the top floor after school, then accidentally becomes popular after conquering the school's strongest gang (who interrupted his nap) then be called as Grandmaster by other students.

Judge's son will be that rich boy that isn't accepted by the society (because people are disgusted with his nosebleed) and other students will have hard time telling which is which when he stands next to Duval, another blonde womanizer guy. But then he starts to take advantage of his daddy's power and money, and suddenly he's more acceptable and others (X Drake, Law, Queen) starts to hang around with Judge's son.

 

[Esc]

Sanji would get expelled after 2 weeks for continously trying to peep on the girls changing

 

[Finalbeta]

Sanji would get expelled after 2 weeks for continously trying to peep on the girls changing

Sanji would actually go to jail, you are being generous bud.

Zoro would study hard on the other hand. Training and therefore by analogy putting effort and dedication in things has always been his forte.

 

[HopOnTheHype]

Liking homestuck is a pro not a con.

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Zoro will be that student who sleeps in the top floor after school, then accidentally becomes popular after conquering the school's strongest gang (who interrupted his nap) then be called as Grandmaster by other students.

Judge's son will be that rich boy that isn't accepted by the society (because people are disgusted with his nosebleed) and other students will have hard time telling which is which when he stands next to Duval, another blonde womanizer guy. But then he starts to take advantage of his daddy's power and money, and suddenly he's more acceptable and others (X Drake, Law, Queen) starts to hang around with Judge's son.

Were you homeschooled or something? That's not how middle/high schools are.

Zoro would be the weird kid who can't find a table to sit at during lunch. People won't know who he is at the 10 year reunion.
Sanji would be extremely hit or miss, but memorable, he's the type of person who gets invited by the dance team girls to do a routine with during some event where there is some girl/boy dance.

Some would be off putted by him, but no one would even know zoro's name.

Sanji would actually go to jail, you are being generous bud.

Zoro would study hard on the other hand. Training and therefore by analogy putting effort and dedication in things has always been his forte.

The one piece world has literal automatons shooting lasers and shit, if zoro isn't a hard studier in one piece, he wouldn't be irl.

 

[Finalbeta]

The one piece world has literal automatons shooting lasers and shit, if zoro isn't a hard studier in one piece, he wouldn't be irl.

???

How does that even relate to Zoro? He is a free spirit but still a man who goes through challenges and school would prove no different

 

[Daikenki]

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Were you homeschooled or something? That's not how middle/high schools are.

Zoro would be the weird kid who can't find a table to sit at during lunch.

Why are you projecting yourself to Zoro?

 

[Luffy bin Dragon]

Sanji gets expelled then sent to jail for statutory rape :yasu:

 

[HopOnTheHype]

Both of them are cringe, but sanji will be popular in real life if he doesn't act like a pervert
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Sanji if he act normal 8/10
Zoro if he socialize and doesn't talk llike edgy teenager 7/10

Let's be honest, the people who quote zoro, are literally the incels. Just just search zoro one piece cool quotes, and you'll cringe.

Why are you projecting yourself to Zoro?

That's the second time someone tried to impress me tonight by knowing what projecting means.

Sorry, but I'm a theatre kid, I get off on socializing and public pressure.

Fix your trash signature, it stretches every page you post on. Find small pics or spoiler tag it.
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[LadyVados]

Let's be honest, the people who quote zoro, are literally the incels. Just just search zoro one piece cool quotes, and you'll cringe.

That's the second time someone tried to impress me tonight by knowing what projecting means.

Sorry, but I'm a theatre kid, I get off on socializing and public pressure.

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Sanji fits the definition of an incel much more than Zoro...

Also refer to the spoiler thread in which sanjifans praised Trump.

 

[HopOnTheHype]

???

How does that even relate to Zoro? He is a free spirit but still a man who goes through challenges and school would prove no different

He's coast through everything but gym, where he'd be a try-hard at and get all sweaty during.

Usopp meanwhile would be a hard worker, we see him being super active on the boat with repairs, improving himself, etc.

 

[critical mindset]

Zoro be the mysterious type, the lone wolf guy that everyone finds interesting and girls find alluring and intriguing

Sanji be simping hard and losing everyone's respect

 

[Finalbeta]

He's coast through everything but gym, where he'd be a try-hard at and get all sweaty during.

Usopp meanwhile would be a hard worker, we see him being super active on the boat with repairs, improving himself, etc.

Usopp as hard worker.....

And Zoro not huh.

I disagree, but let's end it here. This stuff hurts my head.