Break Week Why didnt LinLin made children with Kaido,Xebec or Whitebeard?

[Kizaruber Eats]

She did look like a cougar hitting on a teen in that flashback...

Exactly! I was gonna joke she's the Taylor swift of One Piece in many ways lmfao.

 

[Dickie D. Dick]

Male conquerors have low spream count

 

[MonsterKaido]

Male conquerors have low spream count

Sperms can't handle their coc

 

[moreha9685]

Sperms can't handle their coc

Big cannon, small pellets.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

I know it may seem silly,but,we know she was obsessed with the idea of having strong kids of every race (and Kaido is a ogre,WB maybe a Bucaneer,who knows about Xebec) and she was still young and attractive,and she was surrounded by all these strong guys. I mean why not??
I get that Oda probably didnt want to give Big Mom all that power,with all these strong kids. Or he just didnt want to add another romance element in the Rocks crew (we know from the Kuma flashback that there was a sort of triangle between Whitebeard,the former Kuja emperess,and Bakkin,altough WB probably snubbed both of them lol)
Or..
Some of the sons/daughters we saw of Big Mom are actually from some Rocks members,like Katakuri,or Oven for example. Or that guy that looked like Madara Uchiha,altough he did nothing in Whole Cake.
Is that possible?

Pregnant women are insane.

Big Mom is insane.

Pregnant Big Mom?

WHY WOULD YOU WILLINGLY INVEST IN THIS, IF YOU'RE SAILING WITH HER?

Can you imagine the food runs the Rocks Pirates had to do in the middle of the night to feed this lady? HOLY SHIT

The first iteration of Linlin's kids destroying rando islands to steal ingredients to make her Tea Party treats?

Yeah, that was the Rocks Pirates being forced to be Linlin's Uber Eats in the middle of the night in the middle of the fucking ocean

Fucking hell no, Rocks and Newgate weren't crazy enough to tap

And Kaido and Linlin had the whole sibling dynamic. IMO, "No romance on the crew" is a general law/guideline amongst One Piece pirates, as we've literally never see it, ever.

Makes sense, too. You're running a pirate crew, there's no time for raising kids and shit. Only works if it's Rocks/Roger and everyone is overpowered enough to protect them.

 

[Yoho]

Who says she didn't 🧐

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

If One Piece was Seinen, we would have seen the full blown "action" of Big Mom and male members of Rocks Crew on panel.

 

[MonsterKaido]

If One Piece was Seinen, we would have seen the full blown "action" of Big Mom and male members of Rocks Crew on panel.

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

If One Piece was Seinen, we would have seen the full blown "action" of Big Mom and male members of Rocks Crew on panel.

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She did look like a cougar hitting on a teen in that flashback...

If One Piece was Seinen, we would have seen the full blown "action" of Big Mom and male members of Rocks Crew on panel.

Meanwhile, this is also me, ironically: