Yeah, no chance then. Mine ain't a colonel in the army but he would put a lot of people in shame if he is at peak condition. There is also something I won't jump over which is experience. When my dad was HS thru college years it was pretty common to fight randoms either in the pubs or just if someone has a problem with you. I have been thru some stuff and can handle myself but my dad is a different beast.
He always likes to swear on instructors of whatever martial arts ( when we watch somethin and etc or just go to a local fighting parties etc etc etc ) calling them pussies and that he would fuck em up if he tried to teach him such shitty techniques and etc and he probably ain't lyin