Controversial WSHDT: We Should Have Domesticated That.

#29
i hope some billionaire just fucking offers a 100 people millions of dollars to go up against a gorilla

Like, maybe some death row inmates or something. If they win and live, they get their freedom and millions of dollars.

We fucking need this. We need to see what happens. For science.
 
#30
A four ton giant sloth :risisure:

Megatherium :risicheck:

Or Eremotherium :risisweat:

Domesticate this elephant sized furry friend and watch it eat apples :akaman:
Lol I said the giga sloth too.
Would be pretty fun to have them around so long as they don't go on any murderous rampages (which they PROBABLY won't as long as we treat them right).
Would also be nice to get Mammoths and Sabertooth Tigers back, though of course taming a Sabertooth would be a big hassle.. And then there's the fact that they might not even have a good habitat to thrive in considering even polar bears are struggling to survive right now.
 
#31

i hope some billionaire just fucking offers a 100 people millions of dollars to go up against a gorilla

Like, maybe some death row inmates or something. If they win and live, they get their freedom and millions of dollars.

We fucking need this. We need to see what happens. For science.
with a commentator Like in Sports:suresure:
 
#32
i hope some billionaire just fucking offers a 100 people millions of dollars to go up against a gorilla

Like, maybe some death row inmates or something. If they win and live, they get their freedom and millions of dollars.

We fucking need this. We need to see what happens. For science.
"He molested my kid, why is he free?"
Cops: he beat a Gorilla, nothing we can do about it.
 
#38
alright you clowns have convinced me that offering a full pardon for the winner of the Gorilla fight is not great.

So, we shall abandon the plan to use death row inmates.

Instead, we can use homeless people. If they win, they get millions. If they lose, they go out in the legendary gorilla vs 100 men fight.

Society and governments have abandoned these people to their fates. So give them a chance. I'm sure Mr beast would totally be up to doing this.
 

Fujishiro

Just chilling
#39
alright you clowns have convinced me that offering a full pardon for the winner of the Gorilla fight is not great.

So, we shall abandon the plan to use death row inmates.

Instead, we can use homeless people. If they win, they get millions. If they lose, they go out in the legendary gorilla vs 100 men fight.

Society and governments have abandoned these people to their fates. So give them a chance. I'm sure Mr beast would totally be up to doing this.
Lol thats fucked up too.
 
#40
alright you clowns have convinced me that offering a full pardon for the winner of the Gorilla fight is not great.

So, we shall abandon the plan to use death row inmates.

Instead, we can use homeless people. If they win, they get millions. If they lose, they go out in the legendary gorilla vs 100 men fight.

Society and governments have abandoned these people to their fates. So give them a chance. I'm sure Mr beast would totally be up to doing this.
What about the gorilla's right to not be put in a deathmatch?:Think:
 
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