Its almost all hallows eve, where wimpwozles will come outside
They'll be dressed as cowboys, aliens, and slutty bunnies that just want a ride
They'll have whips and gags, but what more
Oh the jumper cables won't be a bore
For my lips are sealed tonight
The wimpwozles are dancing on stage, but its just not right
Showing some skin just won't do
A like is the only thing that will do
You won't get popped if you fail
Santa's balls on the other hand will wail