Powers & Abilities Zoans were a mistake

#1
Devil fruits should've only consisted of Paramecias and Logias. Zoans are a fucking joke.
muh impenetrable fish scales
muh impregnable leather pants
muh super duper tiger fangs
Literally useless. Nobody in the OPverse gives a shit about physical damage. Usopp could fall off a building and he would be totally fine. Physical buffs are even more fucking useless now with the introduction of haki.
but muh mythical zoans
Literally paramecias in disguise.
Phoenix devil fruit = Regenerate Regenerate No Mi
Buddha devil fruit = Shockwave Shockwave No Mi
Azure Dragon devil fruit = Haki Haki no Mi
etc etc
but muh Chopper
Trash character. Karoo should've joined instead.
but my flying
Learn Geppo and Soru, noob

Zoans are a mistake and I'm sick of this arc and the Jobber Fruit Pirates. Having a Zoan devil fruit in my book is worse than having a SMILE. At least the latter were desperate and kinda know that they fucked up. Zoan Jobbers act like hot shit when they barely even use their Zoan form in combat. Fuck Zoans.
 

Rottkins

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#16
but tho to be honest right now, I think you sweat too much about it, part of the zoan fruits has techniques that are mainly for some comedy relieve and all like mentioned above Kaku. Tho there are more DFs who are similar to each other so idk why you yell about zoans so much. Heard about the mud mud fruit? That is a useless fruit... But I still see how it could be useful and/or see some positive aspects about it and all. Trebol's fruit and Katakuri's fruits has similar aspects and all but do we sweat about it? Not really man,,, Have a cup of tea, I will lit some candles and you will calm down. Don't worry, it just happens sometimes, anger is a human thing. :myman:
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Chopper should've let those idiots die they just bunch of pirate scum
True :smart:
 

Rottkins

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#17
It's not just about being useless. It's about being generic strength and speed buffs that are irrelevant to the One Piece world. Mud fruit could be useful in other ways like storage. Not to mention a logia is always a useful fruit to have. And don't get me started on WCI shitty food themed fruits or I might start another thread shitting on them as well.

I'm also totally perfectly calm.
ok you have a point with that. Tho I kinda expected more from the food themed DFs but I got a bit disappointed as well by them tho
 

Dickie D. Dick

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#19
Characters have as much strength as the author wants them to. Usopp survived an attack from Mr 4 after having his skull broken. Mr 4 was stronger but it didn't mean anything. Zoro could lift weights 20 times his size with his noodle arms. Having a jaguar devil fruit is cool in theory. That is, in our world. But in One Piece it's useless because characters could gain unreal amount of speed and strength just by simply training existing.
Remeber when Midd used a bull move? Dude copy Zoans :kuzanshut:
 
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