I ate pizzas this noon. A Savoyarde pizza with potatoes, diced bacon and tartiflette cheese + a Mexican pizza with chicken, bolognese, eggs and onions.
The guy was like: Wooaah man! You'll destroy 2 pizzas alone!
I answered: I'm not alone, don't worry!
It was a complete lie. I ate 2 family pizzas alone. And i'm still thin.