You weird af mf, god wanting a fucking wife bird? You keep shoveling it down our throats! Dont even care how kissable they look ok, they are animals! Majestic sexy animals that deserve respect! I would sooner expell all birds before starting down at her deep, deep concentrated eyes getting lost in them as we stare eachother down, studying eachother like we were star-crossed lovers that just found eachother. Fuck you and fuck birds you made me hate birds forever i hope you are happy ass.