Somewhere in the city of Meskia there is a man, a man who can't even BOTHER getting up from his chair. And why is that you ask? He just browsed his pre-historic computer and found someone spouting nonsensical Fan-fiction about his very own creations..
"THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN!!!!!!!" The Feaster from Afar shouts as he cancels the fanfic spewing heretic from the internet.