1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
It's the ten Wank commandments
What?
N**ga can't tell me nothing about this thread
Can't tell me nothing about this post, this battledome
For my meming *****
Spoiler crack fiends I ain't forget you *****
My waiting room *****
I've been in this forum for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
Your wank on track
Not your agenda pushed back
Rule Nombre Uno
Never let no one know
How many alts you hold
Cause you know
The burners breed jealousy especially
If your vpn fucked up
Get yo ass banned up
Number two
Never let mods know your next move
Don't you know Dragoban move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad gifs at this cat for his reckless bans
Number three
Never trust nobody
TAC'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and mamothed up
Shitty taste that suck
He be waiting in Udon to troll that ass up
Number Four
I know you heard this before
Always get high when smokedout comes by
Number Five
Never debate Shishio where you post at
I don't care if he’s at your house
Tell him "bounce!"
Number Six
A goddamn sword alliance? Dead it
You think a swordboy having yo back? Shit, forget it!
Seven
This rule is so underrated
Keep your Gender and posts completely separated
Females and wank don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in a DM with Fuckthis
Number Eight
Always protect MonsterZoro through and through
Them cats that bully him snort copium too
Number Nine
Shoulda been Number 1 to me
If you ain't gettin' banned stay the fuck from AL
If wankers think you snitchin' they ain't tryna listen
They be sittin' in a conversation, waiting to start hittin'
Number Ten
A strong faction called "Anti-Infromants"
Strictly for good men, Anti Reborn men
If you ain't got the spoilers, say "hell no!"
Cause Reborns gonna copypasta, sleet, hail, snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad clout to break up
If not, 24 Udon days on the wake up
Perma hit your temple, watch yo account shake up
Spammers getting their troll up
Banned like Critical messing his own wank up
Heard in three days he wrote a whole thesis up
Heard he's stuck on Discord fucking admirals up
Gotta go gotta go, more memes to bake up
Word up