I wish that you chose me as your champion instead of sire ultra
I am very very envious of him, and I cry my hearts out every night and every day
But I think to myself if I am the one who should be your herald afterall, I am just a small lamb lost in the vast fabric of reality that nobody can truly fathom the scale of.
Yet, I am graced and blessed by the presence of someone so great and grandiose that has deigned to show me a path
A path of divine taste and noodles out of this world
It is of course none other than Teuchi-sama