He claims Lie Detector.
-I told him to test it on me today, and offered to make a statement for him to test it on.
-He first claims that, because I'm voting him, he can't trust me.
-After stalling for a while, Juliet comes from nowhere, and saves the day, offering to be his guinea pig.
This makes no sense, for a number of reasons. One, Juliet's given statement was "I am Town". If he's scum fake claiming a lie detect, that is probably the worst statement to use, because he's only even going to say "yes, that's the truth". Two, Juliet espoused a scum read on God of Mafia. So one would expect her to be a little more savvy about testing him, and not give him the most softball statement to test she could give. Three, Juliet is by no means a consensus townie. Rather the opposite.
-God of Mafia jumps on this, and immediately submits his action.
-Juliet disappears into the aether again shortly afterwards, her job apparently done.
-Cue several pages of interlocution between God of Mafia and myself, where I tell him that I wouldn't be accepting results on Juliet, and that he instead should cancel his action and confirm he'll test a statement I give.
-He goes back to stalling, this time insisting he'll test me in the Night Phase instead. After I refuse that, he insists I must have some way to bypass investigations like his in the day phase, but not in the night. This is after previously declaring his investigative ability was absolute, and infallible.
-Hours later, he declares that Juliet is town.
@Ekkologix I believe you wanted this, too.
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