Oh my actual Goda. I am so done lmfao. Monkeys love boobs too.
Although fun fact, I was watching a TV show where a woman described how batshit her family are, brace yourselves....
Woman can't have kids, so husband goes off and gets her a PET MONKEY as you do and of all things too. She dresses it up as a baby/toddler and pushes it in a pram and such all day long, like a human baby.
One day it bit her nose off and the husband punched it in fury and killed it.
Do you know why it bit her? She was breastfeeding it!
Apparently a real story! It's from Meet The Richardsons in the UK, Lucy Beaumont (Mrs Richardson) is told this story by her mother Gill, whose parents are the husband and wife in this story!!! At least I think that's what she said? So they must have kids somehow or adopted? Or she made it up? Lmfao.
Although fun fact, I was watching a TV show where a woman described how batshit her family are, brace yourselves....
Woman can't have kids, so husband goes off and gets her a PET MONKEY as you do and of all things too. She dresses it up as a baby/toddler and pushes it in a pram and such all day long, like a human baby.
One day it bit her nose off and the husband punched it in fury and killed it.
Do you know why it bit her? She was breastfeeding it!
Apparently a real story! It's from Meet The Richardsons in the UK, Lucy Beaumont (Mrs Richardson) is told this story by her mother Gill, whose parents are the husband and wife in this story!!! At least I think that's what she said? So they must have kids somehow or adopted? Or she made it up? Lmfao.