- be Gorosei
- 5 Elder "stars"
- as far as the public knows, we decide everything
- hear about a boy from East Blue
- a pirate woth rubber powers
- "didn't Nika, our arch enemy, have rubber powers"
- we decide to ignore it
- learn that the rubber boy is also a D
- "aren't the Ds the arch enemies of Celestial Dragons, in other words, of Us?"
- whatever, no big deal
- the rubber boy turns out to be son of World's Most Wanted Criminal, Dragon
- "isn't Dragon THE biggest threat to us?"
- eh, it's probably nothing
- two years pass
- rubber boy is back in business
- hear about him wrecking Big Mom's teritory
- "he's a mastermind"
- give him 1.5 billion berry bounty, almost a Yonko
- ignore the rubbery part of him tho
- couple of weeks pass
- shitstorm in Wano
- Yonko alliance? Zou appears? A second dragon fruit user? Kaido has a son?
- fuck all that, we have bigger fish to fry
- Nika is back!
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- how could this happen
- nothing could have foreshadowed this scenario
- Nika deals the final blow to Kaido after fighting him solo for a while
- meanwhile Law and Kid beat Big Mom together
- "no time to lose. We will deal with him immediately. We must show how much of a threat he is to us!"
- "3 billion each?" asks Gorosei Gandhi
- "that should do it." the rest of us agree
- all in a days work
- OFW (our face when)