Others Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard, The Retrial Assassin Game [Discussion Thread]
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Hime I'm really concerned about where your focus is here. You are way too dialed in on the factions between town and seem to have no interest in finding assassins. You have played enough of these games by now. You know that town aka civs should always kill the wolves first before killing each other. You also know factional goals are basically worthless on their own. Really strange focus from you.
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Breaking news,
Captain Axe Hand gave up his own hand to get 39 million dollars!
The Golden Flock, Noona, Captain Axe Hand, the Statue of Air Conditioner, Deer Piss and someone else all applied for custody of the dogs, but it was The Dish Soap who took over their guardianship.
Deer Piss misted a fine fragrance in the air. At the same time someone said, “???” …, but their words were lost.
Princess Zoro and The Neighbour tried to cash out on Teslas, but they were both too broke.
The Lavatory tried to plunder 10 million from The Moldy One, but he was out of range.
Isabella I of Castile tried to use her beauty trap to get 5 million from Yeodongsaeng, but she was out of range.
The Major Setback for Women invoiced Noona with 5 million in legal fees, which Noona couldn’t afford to pay saying, “but you didn’t even represent me D: wtf are these legal fees?” The Major Setback for Women had no words and was thus forced to passively accept that sometimes conversations can feel like confrontations.
Noona tried to bring Yeodongsaeng’s public opinion from Infinum Nihil to nil, but Yeodongsaeng didn’t have public opinion on their side. Yeodongseang told her, “Look, I already got my ass beat by Amber. I sure as hell aint taking your shit!” Noona had no words and was thus forced to passively accept this.
The Dish Soap tried to shirk 30 million from The Golden Flock, but she didn’t have that kind of money.
Captain Axe Hand took 5 million from The Golden Flock, put it on their trailer, and drove off into the sunset.
Deer Piss used a five finger discount on 20 million from Karate Coin. Their sticky fingers tried to get another 20 million from Isabella I of Castile, but she didn’t have that kind of money.
Noona tried to abuse Yeodongsaeng the same way mommy used to abuse her as a child; however, The Lavatory sent a text to Noona saying, “I’m going to burn you to death then [censored] you to make sure you’re dead. Lol jk.” Noona was so shocked by this disturbing message that she was stunned. The only thing she could manage to text back was “sometimes conversations feel like confrontations.” The Lavatory passively felt ashamed after reading her reply.
The Chiclero tried to provide legal representation for The Lavatory and tried to give a middle finger to The Golden Flock; however, The Golden Flock burnt his case files and broke his middle finger, asking, “who’s gonna believe you?” The Chiclero was left in stunned silence at the injustice.
The Concealer tried to beat The Moldy One’s mug; however, they stumbled upon the gruesome body of ??? crushed between two buildings. The image was so horrific that The Concealer only stood watching ??? bleed out in stunned silence.
Karate Coin asked The Concealer “please rise.” The Concealer kept rising until they went straight to heaven. The Karate Coin then earned 5 million dollars.
Fujishiro, Defendant (Civilian) [Melanie Inglessis, The Concealer] is dead.
The Dish Soap tried to used her skills as a forensic psychologist on Yeodongsaeng, but before she could conduct her analysis the Statue of Air Conditioner revoked all her liberties including her right to life. The Statue of Air Conditioner then earned 5 million dollars.
Yo Tan Wa, Defendant (Civilian) [Dr. Dawn Hughes, The Dish Soap] is dead.
Because The Dish Soap could not take care of the dogs anymore, the applications were reprocessed and The Golden Flock gained custody of the dogs.
The Spice of Light tried to testify against The Golden Flock and conduct a psychiatric evaluation of The Neighbour, but suddenly were afflicted with the ??? of the ??? ???. Someone earned 10 million dollars.
Ratchet, Plaintiff (Civilian) [Dr. Shannon Curry, The Spice of Life] is dead.
The Golden Flock’s nudes leaked exposing Mera and The Ambassador on Women’s Rights. Funnily enough, they both looked like her.
Isabella I of Castile asked Karate Coin a rhetorical question and so she ended up talking to herself when trying to get Hollywood on record and when trying to get The Spice of Life to swear under oath. Thus, her efforts were rather useless.
For some reason The Lavatory had to wait in a ??? ??? until they were too weak to stand.
The Lavatory abused Karate Coin just like how he abuses drugs. The Karate Coin polled the jury all for naught.
Mera didn’t punch The Spice of Life. Instead she hit her while she was already down.
The Moldy One asked The Golden Flock, “did I read that right?” over and over again until she felt attacked by his illiteracy.
Isabella I of Castile cross examined Mera until she fell apart at the stand.
The Major Setback for Women kicked The Spice of Life’s dead body. Ouch. Y’all have no respect for the dead.
Yeodongsaeng, who was hardly ever sober, belched on the Statue of Air Conditioner. For their troubles, they received a donation of power.
Captain Axe Hand told Mera and the Ambassador for Women’s Rights that he wasn’t a fan of them. They received immense emotional damage.
Mera’s nudes have been deleted.
The Statue of Air Conditioner made The Lavatory donate a hefty sum, in blood!
Deer Piss tweeted, “The Lavatory is a cuck and a wife beater!” The Lavatory felt too attacked by the harsh criticism. Not even a mega pint could save him.
The Statue of Air Conditioner and Deer Piss earned both earned 10 million dollars.
QueenEmilia, Plaintiff (Civilian) [Johnny Depp, The Lavatory] is dead.
Princess Zoro tried to trip The Golden Flock, but she was out of range.
Yeodongsaeng snuck up on Karate Coin. She came up from behind and saw where she was presiding. However, in the end, it didn’t even matter.
The Statue of Air Conditioner inspected all of The Chiclero’s charitable goodies … all their goodies. Not an inch of skin was left unseen.
The Neighbour tried to be a stepbro to The Lavatory and have them spill their secrets in bed bunk talk, but he was out of range, and dead for that matter.
Ameca cream was distributed at The Royal Courts of Justice.
Captain Axe Hand passively enjoyed the comforts of palace life.
Yeodongsaeng was found guilty on all charges.
Charlie, Defendant (Civilian) [Whitney Heard, Yeododongsaeng] was lynched.
5 million dollars was put on a certain location. What else does that place hide?
434 million dollars are in play.
The shop is fully stocked.
OP is being updated.
Breaking news,
Captain Axe Hand gave up his own hand to get 39 million dollars!
The Golden Flock, Noona, Captain Axe Hand, the Statue of Air Conditioner, Deer Piss and someone else all applied for custody of the dogs, but it was The Dish Soap who took over their guardianship.
Deer Piss misted a fine fragrance in the air. At the same time someone said, “???” …, but their words were lost.
Princess Zoro and The Neighbour tried to cash out on Teslas, but they were both too broke.
The Lavatory tried to plunder 10 million from The Moldy One, but he was out of range.
Isabella I of Castile tried to use her beauty trap to get 5 million from Yeodongsaeng, but she was out of range.
The Major Setback for Women invoiced Noona with 5 million in legal fees, which Noona couldn’t afford to pay saying, “but you didn’t even represent me D: wtf are these legal fees?” The Major Setback for Women had no words and was thus forced to passively accept that sometimes conversations can feel like confrontations.
Noona tried to bring Yeodongsaeng’s public opinion from Infinum Nihil to nil, but Yeodongsaeng didn’t have public opinion on their side. Yeodongseang told her, “Look, I already got my ass beat by Amber. I sure as hell aint taking your shit!” Noona had no words and was thus forced to passively accept this.
The Dish Soap tried to shirk 30 million from The Golden Flock, but she didn’t have that kind of money.
Captain Axe Hand took 5 million from The Golden Flock, put it on their trailer, and drove off into the sunset.
Deer Piss used a five finger discount on 20 million from Karate Coin. Their sticky fingers tried to get another 20 million from Isabella I of Castile, but she didn’t have that kind of money.
Noona tried to abuse Yeodongsaeng the same way mommy used to abuse her as a child; however, The Lavatory sent a text to Noona saying, “I’m going to burn you to death then [censored] you to make sure you’re dead. Lol jk.” Noona was so shocked by this disturbing message that she was stunned. The only thing she could manage to text back was “sometimes conversations feel like confrontations.” The Lavatory passively felt ashamed after reading her reply.
The Chiclero tried to provide legal representation for The Lavatory and tried to give a middle finger to The Golden Flock; however, The Golden Flock burnt his case files and broke his middle finger, asking, “who’s gonna believe you?” The Chiclero was left in stunned silence at the injustice.
The Concealer tried to beat The Moldy One’s mug; however, they stumbled upon the gruesome body of ??? crushed between two buildings. The image was so horrific that The Concealer only stood watching ??? bleed out in stunned silence.
Karate Coin asked The Concealer “please rise.” The Concealer kept rising until they went straight to heaven. The Karate Coin then earned 5 million dollars.
Fujishiro, Defendant (Civilian) [Melanie Inglessis, The Concealer] is dead.
The Dish Soap tried to used her skills as a forensic psychologist on Yeodongsaeng, but before she could conduct her analysis the Statue of Air Conditioner revoked all her liberties including her right to life. The Statue of Air Conditioner then earned 5 million dollars.
Yo Tan Wa, Defendant (Civilian) [Dr. Dawn Hughes, The Dish Soap] is dead.
Because The Dish Soap could not take care of the dogs anymore, the applications were reprocessed and The Golden Flock gained custody of the dogs.
The Spice of Light tried to testify against The Golden Flock and conduct a psychiatric evaluation of The Neighbour, but suddenly were afflicted with the ??? of the ??? ???. Someone earned 10 million dollars.
Ratchet, Plaintiff (Civilian) [Dr. Shannon Curry, The Spice of Life] is dead.
The Golden Flock’s nudes leaked exposing Mera and The Ambassador on Women’s Rights. Funnily enough, they both looked like her.
Isabella I of Castile asked Karate Coin a rhetorical question and so she ended up talking to herself when trying to get Hollywood on record and when trying to get The Spice of Life to swear under oath. Thus, her efforts were rather useless.
For some reason The Lavatory had to wait in a ??? ??? until they were too weak to stand.
The Lavatory abused Karate Coin just like how he abuses drugs. The Karate Coin polled the jury all for naught.
Mera didn’t punch The Spice of Life. Instead she hit her while she was already down.
The Moldy One asked The Golden Flock, “did I read that right?” over and over again until she felt attacked by his illiteracy.
Isabella I of Castile cross examined Mera until she fell apart at the stand.
The Major Setback for Women kicked The Spice of Life’s dead body. Ouch. Y’all have no respect for the dead.
Yeodongsaeng, who was hardly ever sober, belched on the Statue of Air Conditioner. For their troubles, they received a donation of power.
Captain Axe Hand told Mera and the Ambassador for Women’s Rights that he wasn’t a fan of them. They received immense emotional damage.
Mera’s nudes have been deleted.
The Statue of Air Conditioner made The Lavatory donate a hefty sum, in blood!
Deer Piss tweeted, “The Lavatory is a cuck and a wife beater!” The Lavatory felt too attacked by the harsh criticism. Not even a mega pint could save him.
The Statue of Air Conditioner and Deer Piss earned both earned 10 million dollars.
QueenEmilia, Plaintiff (Civilian) [Johnny Depp, The Lavatory] is dead.
Princess Zoro tried to trip The Golden Flock, but she was out of range.
Yeodongsaeng snuck up on Karate Coin. She came up from behind and saw where she was presiding. However, in the end, it didn’t even matter.
The Statue of Air Conditioner inspected all of The Chiclero’s charitable goodies … all their goodies. Not an inch of skin was left unseen.
The Neighbour tried to be a stepbro to The Lavatory and have them spill their secrets in bed bunk talk, but he was out of range, and dead for that matter.
Ameca cream was distributed at The Royal Courts of Justice.
Captain Axe Hand passively enjoyed the comforts of palace life.
Yeodongsaeng was found guilty on all charges.
Charlie, Defendant (Civilian) [Whitney Heard, Yeododongsaeng] was lynched.
5 million dollars was put on a certain location. What else does that place hide?
434 million dollars are in play.
The shop is fully stocked.
OP is being updated.
Day 2 Start!
1. @Xlaw
2. @Fujishiro
3. @Charlie
4. @TheAncientCenturion
5. @Joygirl
6. @T-Pein™
7. @Yelan
8. @Ratchet
9. @hime
10. @Zolo
11. @Flowa @QueenEmilia
12. @Light D Lamperouge
13. @Blue
14. @Dr_Professor83
15. @Ekkologix
16. @Yo Tan Wa
2. @Fujishiro
3. @Charlie
4. @TheAncientCenturion
5. @Joygirl
6. @T-Pein™
7. @Yelan
8. @Ratchet
9. @hime
10. @Zolo
11. @Flowa @QueenEmilia
12. @Light D Lamperouge
13. @Blue
14. @Dr_Professor83
15. @Ekkologix
16. @Yo Tan Wa
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Location and other Updates
1. @Xlaw
2. @Fujishiro
3. @Charlie
4. @TheAncientCenturion
5. @Joygirl
6. @T-Pein™
7. @Yelan
8. @Ratchet
9. @hime
10. @Zolo
11. @Flowa @QueenEmilia
12. @Light D Lamperouge
13. @Blue
14. @Dr_Professor83
15. @Ekkologix
16. @Yo Tan Wa
OP has been updated with the link to the daily post, all your HPs, and the countdown to end of day 2. I havent updated voting thread yet, will get to it then you can start to play votes for day 2.
If you want to win this game, read the Daily Post.
All PMs have been sent out with your cash, location, and any other relevant information. If I forgot to give you an investigation result, forgot to answer if you guessed your personal goa right, etc. please let me know so you can send you your information.
currently, 6 players are in Hollywood, 3 are at the Fairfax County Courthouse, and 2 are at the Royal Courts of Justice.
this information will be put in the OP for your convenience.
2. @Fujishiro
3. @Charlie
4. @TheAncientCenturion
5. @Joygirl
6. @T-Pein™
7. @Yelan
8. @Ratchet
9. @hime
10. @Zolo
11. @Flowa @QueenEmilia
12. @Light D Lamperouge
13. @Blue
14. @Dr_Professor83
15. @Ekkologix
16. @Yo Tan Wa
OP has been updated with the link to the daily post, all your HPs, and the countdown to end of day 2. I havent updated voting thread yet, will get to it then you can start to play votes for day 2.
If you want to win this game, read the Daily Post.
All PMs have been sent out with your cash, location, and any other relevant information. If I forgot to give you an investigation result, forgot to answer if you guessed your personal goa right, etc. please let me know so you can send you your information.
currently, 6 players are in Hollywood, 3 are at the Fairfax County Courthouse, and 2 are at the Royal Courts of Justice.
this information will be put in the OP for your convenience.
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