I appreciate the enthusiasm, I'll read your resume later on in the day phase and make a decision there.
I'll have to up the requirements a bit and not make it too easy to just join outright.
If you seem like an ideal member of my precious union then I will go ahead and sign the form.
This goes for any other fella that wants to join, I posted the positions so let me know if you want to join my precious union and I'll check things out.