"Whiteness spreads like a disease. It currupts the body and soul and there's no helping those touched by the whiteness. Look how that law abiding Uruk Hai bacame after he's touched by white hand of the white man. He's a slave of the white man. Knowing no firends or foes. living the undeath, hating those who breath the life far away from whiteness. Now come and join our crusade against the whiteness of man or you're a racist biggot. Join the woke and go broke. That's how we like it, and we shall be rid of the whiteness of man."
-Some Blue Haired Non Binary feminist of middle earth-